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Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?

A: “You’re too young to go out.”

Q: Why did the wife not put birthday candles on her husband’s birthday cake?

A: It was not that she did not want to make him feel old, she wanted to save the environment.

Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

A: Because it was marble cake!

Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

Q: Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!

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