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Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A: “You’re too young to go out.”

Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: “Hey, what’s eating you?”

Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!

“Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
“Next time, take off the candles.”

Q: Why did the wife not put birthday candles on her husband’s birthday cake?
A: It was not that she did not want to make him feel old, she wanted to save the environment.

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