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Man 1: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday.”
Man 2: “Don’t you mean a VCR?”
Man 1: “No, a VCP … Very Cheap Present!”

Q: Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?

A: It was a flappy one!

Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They get blown out on the same day every year.

Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a party!

Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A: “You’re too young to go out.”



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