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Standing at the kitchen sink, take the removable water hose used for squirting into glasses, or spraying off left-over food from dishes, and tape the nozzle into the “ON” position with scotch tape or black electrical tape and then reset the nozzle in its place in the sink with the nozzle facing out toward the place you are standing.
Go to another room and after a few minutes ask some one (wife, child or husband as examples) to bring you a glass of water.
BE PREPARED to exit the house A.S.A.P!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with April 1?

A: April Ghoul’s Day!

Q: What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?

A: On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful!

Q: What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?

A: On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful!

Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?

A: Because they’ve just finished a long March!



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