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Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
A: By scareplane.

1. Go buy a turkey.

2. Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) or Jack Daniels.

3. Put turkey in the oven.

4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.

5. Set the degree at 375 ovens

6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.

7. Turn oven the on.

8. Take 4 whisks of drinky.

9. Turk the bastey.

10. Whiskey another bottle of get.

11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer

12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.

13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.

14. Take the oven out of the turkey.

15. Take the oven out of the turkey.

16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick.

17. Turk the carvey.

18. Get yourself another scottle of botch.

19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.

20) Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
A: They like to “go” first class!

Q: What’s bloody and slimy and goes “Ho-Ho-Ho”?
A: Placenta Claus.

Q: Why do vampires scare people?

A: They are bored to death!

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