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Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs.

‘Mummy’ said the small boy, ‘can I have a saluki or a dachshund for Christmas?’
‘No’, replied his mother, ‘you’ll have what lots of other people are having – turkey.’

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A: A stamp.

Q: How can you tell that you’re getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A: “You’re too young to go out.”



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