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Did you hear about the Polish coyote who had his leg caught in a trap? He chewed off three legs and he was STILL caught!!

A Polish scientist was performing an experiment on the verbal reactions of fleas. He had trained a flea to jump on command.

The scientist commanded the flea, “Jump flea!” and the flea jumped four feet. The scientist wrote in his notebook: “Flea with four feet jumps four feet.”

Then the scientist pulled off one of the fleas legs with a pair of tweezers and commanded the flea “Jump flea!” The flea jumped three feet and the scientist wrote it in his notebook.

The scientist did this until the flea had no legs left.

The scientist commanded, “Jump flea!”

Nothing happened.

He tried it again, “Jump flea!”

Again, nothing happened, so even louder he yelled, “Jump flea!”

And still the flea did nothing.

The scientist pulled out his notebook and wrote… “Flea with no legs is deaf!”

Did you hear about the Polish coyote who had his leg caught in a trap? He chewed off three legs and he was STILL caught!!

A Polish lad married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him – “very quick.”

The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: Ja, Ja, un acre und half.
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: No, I always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: No, she white.
LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?
POLE: She going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I gut proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She bought bottle at drug stoore, und put on shelf in bathroom. I cun read – it suz “Polish Remover.”



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