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Q. Do you know the difference between an Auburn fan getting run over by a car and an Alabama fan?
A. There are skid marks in front of the Bama fan!!

Leah phones her husband at work, “Issy, do you have time for a chat?”
“Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into a board meeting.”
“But this won’t take long,” Leah says, “I just want to tell you some good news and some bad news.”
“I really haven’t the time,” says Issy, “so just quickly tell me the good news.”
“Oh all right then. The air bag on your new Lexus works very well.”

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One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden.
God told Adam that it was time to populate the world. “Adam”, he said, “you can start by kissing Eve”.
“What’s a kiss?”, asked Adam.
God explained and then Adam took Eve behind a bush and kissed her.
Adam returned with a big smile on his face and said, “Lord, that was great! What’s next?”.
“Now you must caress Eve”.
“What’s caress?”, asked Adam.
God explained and then Adam took Eve behind a bush and lovingly caressed her.
Adam returned with a bigger smile and said, “Lord, that was even better than a kiss! What’s next?”.
“Here is what gets the deed done. Now I want you to make love to Eve”.
“What is make love?”, asked Adam.
God explained and then Adam took Eve behind the bush.
A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, “Lord, what is a headache?”.

The sad wedding ceremony
Freda and Moishe were getting married at Edgware synagogue and all was going fine until the Rabbi discovered that Freda and Moishe and their parents had disappeared. A search was immediately made throughout the synagogue and finally, the chazzan found them sitting in the synagogue basement. All six of them were just sitting on the floor and crying. The Rabbi approached Freda and said, “Why are you all crying on this most happy and important day of your lives?”
Freda looked up at the Rabbi and replied, “My parents are alive and Moishe’s parents are alive? Who are we going to name the baby after?”



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