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A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar.

He stood at the end of the bar and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry Native American approached him and said, “Now listen buddy, if you don’t stop calling me that I’ll smash your face in!”

Q. Did you hear about the Alabama quarterback who tried to throw himself on the floor in a fit of rage?
A. He missed!

An elderly Mafia Don was on his deathbed,he summoned his eldest son and told him he was giving him the family heirloom.He reached under his pillow and handed him a very impressive looking gun.
The son appeared hesitant and explained to his father that he was not really a violent man and perhaps a more fitting gift would be a watch.
The Don was puzzled by his sons request and asked if his son came home one day and found somone fucking his wife would he shoot him in the head or point to his watch and tell him his time was up.

A jewish man and his wife were shipwrecked and stranded on a desert island.
After a few days, their strength was ebbing away and they were beginning to give up hope. Suddenly the man spotted a sail in the distance. “A sail, a sail!” he cried.
“Oh now,” replied his wife, “I forgot my cheque book!”

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