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Q: What did they call the new Jewish-Japanese restaurant?
A: “So-Sue-Mi.”

Lionel takes Freda to their doctor for a check-up. After the doctor finishes examining Freda, he takes Lionel aside and says, “I dont like the looks of your wife at all.”
“I don’t either, doctor,” says Lionel, “but shes really very good with the children and she’s a great cook.”

Q: What business is a yenta in?
A: Yours.

When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came
back.
She replied, “So did my arthritis.”

Q. Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Alabama burned down?
A. Almost took out the whole trailer park.



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