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The rabbi and the bear
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Rabbi Bloom from London is visiting two friends in America. One is a priest and the other a Pentecostal preacher. As soon as they meet up, they start to talk shop. Their discussion centres on whether preaching to people is really that hard. They quickly agree that a real challenge would be to preach to a bear and they decide to experiment. Each would go into the woods, find a bear and preach to it.
A week later, theyre all together to discuss the experience. Father Carroll, who has his arm in a sling and is on crutches, speaks first. “Well,” he says, “I went into the woods, found a bear and began to read to him from the Baltimore Catechism. Unfortunately, the bear wanted nothing to do with me and begun to slap me about. I quickly grabbed my holy water and, the saints be praised, he became very subdued. My bishop is coming out next week to give him his first communion and confirmation.”
Reverend Billy Bob speaks next. He is in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts. “Well, brothers, you know that we dont sprinkle – we dunk. I found a bear and began to read to him from Gods Holy Word. But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took hold of him and we began to wrestle. Up and down the hills we wrestled until we come to a creek where I quickly dunked and baptised him. He immediately became very subdued and we spent three days in fellowship, praising Gods Holy word.”
They both then look down at Rabbi Bloom who is lying in a hospital bed, is wearing a full body cast, is in traction and has IVs and monitors running in and out of his torn body. Rabbi Bloom looks up at his two friends and says, “When I found a bear, I found preaching to him very easy. But Oy Vay, did he get touchy about the circumcision!”

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