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The medical practice sign
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Dr. Minky, a psychiatrist and Dr. Lau, a proctologist, open a medical practice in Hendon. But they have great difficulty in getting the local council to agree to the wording on the sign they want to put up outside their office. These are the signs they try, but which are not accepted by the council.
“Hysterias and Posteriors”
“Schizoids and Haemorrhoids”
“Catatonics and High Colonics”
“Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives”
“Minds and Behinds”
“Lost Souls and Butt Holes”
“Analysis and Anal Cysts”
“Nuts and Butts”
“Freaks and Cheeks”
“Loons and Moons”
Almost at their wits end, the doctors finally come up with a sign which the council approves. It reads, “Dr. Minky and Dr. Lau, Odds and Ends.”

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