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The honeymoon
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Maurice and Hannah got married and were on their honeymoon. On their first night, they began getting undressed together for the first time.
As soon as Maurice removed his shoes and socks, Hanna quickly noticed how twisted and red looking his toes were.
“Whatever happened to your feet?” Hannah asked.
“I had a childhood disease called tolio,” replied Maurice.
“Don’t you mean polio?”
“No, tolio, it only affects the toes,” Maurice said.
Maurice then took off his trousers to reveal badly deformed, lumpy knees.
“What happened to your knees?” Hannah asked.
“Well, I also had kneasles,” replied Maurice.
“Don’t you mean measles?”
“No, kneasles, it only affects the knees,” Maurice said.
Finally Maurice removed his pants and stood there in all his glory.
Hannah gasped and said, “Don’t tell me, you also had smallcox!”

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