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The gift
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Jeremy asks his wife Naomi what she wants for their 40th wedding anniversary.
“Would you like a new diamond bracelet?” he asks.
“Not really,” says Naomi.
“Well how about a Lexus sports car?” says Jeremy.
“No,” she replies.
“What about a holiday home in the south of France?” he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.”
“Well what would you like for your anniversary?” Jeremy asks.
“I’d like a divorce, Jeremy,” answers Naomi.
“Oy, I wasn’t planning to spend that much!” says Jeremy.

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