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The final request
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As Morris nears his 60th birthday, he decides to prepare his will and goes to see Patrick, his solicitor. They spend a couple of hours putting together the details. Just before Morris leaves, he says to Patrick, “I have two final requests to make. Firstly, I want to be cremated and secondly, I want my ashes scattered over Brent Cross shopping centre.”
“Why Brent Cross?” asks Patrick.
“Because then Ill be sure my wife will visit me twice a week,” replies Morris.

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