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Holiday booking
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Shlomo and Moshe were talking one day about holidays. Shlomo says, “I think I am just about ready to book my winter holidays again, but I’m going to do it differently this time. In the past, I have always taken your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Eilat. I went to Eilat and my wife Ruth got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to Bermuda and Ruth got pregnant again. Last year you suggested the Canary Isles and as you know, Ruth got pregnant yet again.”
Moishe asks, “So what are you going to do different this year, Shlomo?”
“This year,” replies Shlomo, “I’m taking Ruth with me.”

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