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A woman’s lament
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Becky was talking to Shlomo. “Oy vay, Shlomo.”
“What’s wrong, Becky?” he asks.
“I was thinking about myself this morning and I couldn’t believe just how things have got worse now that I’m chronologically challenged(*). Im living with osteoporosis and my kidneys are so bad that I have to have regular dialysis. I have terrible circulation in my feet and can’t feel my toes. I’ve survived a triple-heart bypass operation and had both my hips replaced. I’m loosing the sight in my right eye and my hearing is terrible. I’ve got a new left knee and the other one is deteriorating.”
“And that’s not all, Shlomo. I’m sure I’m suffering from senile dementia – I cant remember whether Im 73 or 79. I’m also sure I’m suffering from senile dementia – I cant remember whether Im 73 or 79.”
“But I continue to survive, Shlomo – at a price! As a result of the 50 daily medications I take to live from day to day, I suffer from diarrhoea, wind, dizziness and sometimes even blackouts. But, my dear Shlomo, thank God I still have my drivers license.”
(*) chronologically challenged – old

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