Joke's Database
Have fun searching 100254 jokes and pictures!

A man goes into his favourite Italian restaurant and orders a meal.He says to the waiter,, “by the way, how do you prepare your chicken?”
The waiter replies, “we don’t,we just tell them straight that they are going to be killed.”

Luigi… Father,I want an annulment.
Priest… Why, Luigi.
Luigi… I think I married my sister.
Priest… No, no, I know you and your wife all the time and there is no relation. What make you think you married your sister?
Luigi… Last night we undress for bed and when she look at me she say… oh brother.

1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
2. Not embarrassed to wear fur.
3. No need to worry about tax returns
4. Glorious military history… well, till about 400 a.d.
5. Can wear sunglasses inside
6. Political stability
7. Flexible working hours
8. Live near the Pope
9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend’s armpit hair
10. Sweating tenors

Whats the first thing the father of an italian women does to her fiance?
Pulls out a shot gun

This is the prayer that an Italian Catholic girl said, kneeling in front of the statue of the Madonna:
“You who conceived without sin, let me sin without conceiving!”

© 2015