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A wealthy American man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during a rendezvous, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he told her he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed there, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby is born. To keep it discreet, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write “Spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about nine months later, he came home to his confused wife.
“Honey,” she said, “you received a very strange postcard today.”
“Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he said.
The wife did as she was asked, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted. On the card was written “Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.”

What is the difference between an Italian prostitue and her mother?
About 15 Euros.

I noticed a big difference between NY Italians and Chicago Poles when I was young: if you told an Italian joke, the NY Italian would probably laugh and tell you a better one. Tell a Polack joke to the Polish guy, and you risked getting your head punched off your shoulders.

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn’t understand.

Whats the first thing the father of an italian women does to her fiance?
Pulls out a shot gun

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