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Q. How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?
A. “Never fired, and only dropped once.”

Volvo, Video, Velcro.
I came,I saw,I stuck around.

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck’s one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon.”
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.” The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”
The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!”

Q. How can you identify the Italian at the Cock fight?
A. He’s the one who bets on the duck.

Q. How can you tell if the Mafia is involved in the Cock fight?
A. Well, if the Duck wins, you know they are!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?



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