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Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear.

The Spaniard says, “Consider the word for ‘butterfly’. In Spanish, it is pronounced ‘Mariposa’, a beautiful sounding word.”

The French man says, “True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful.”

“What’s wrong with Schmetterlink,” asks the German?

Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear.

The Spaniard says, “Consider the word for ‘butterfly’. In Spanish, it is pronounced ‘Mariposa’, a beautiful sounding word.”

The French man says, “True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful.”

“What’s wrong with Schmetterlink,” asks the German?

I had to meet a friend of mine in a bar last week in the German Village area of Columbus. It was a business meeting, so I made sure to dress a little spiffier than my normal jean shorts and tee.

As I walked into the bar, I noticed Wayne was sitting at a table right next to a table occupied by a couple of drop- dead gorgeous blonde babes.

As I passed them on the way to sitting down with Wayne, I noticed the girls gave me a “once-over” look. I was secretly pleased when one of them turned to the other and whispered to the other, “Nine.”

Well, hell, maybe I better try this dressing up thing more often, I thought. I told Wayne about it when I sat down that the gorgeous blonde had just rated me a nine out of ten.

“I don’t wanna burst your bubble,” Wayne said, “But as you came in, those girls were speaking German.”

I had to meet a friend of mine in a bar last week in the German Village area of Columbus. It was a business meeting, so I made sure to dress a little spiffier than my normal jean shorts and tee.

As I walked into the bar, I noticed Wayne was sitting at a table right next to a table occupied by a couple of drop- dead gorgeous blonde babes.

As I passed them on the way to sitting down with Wayne, I noticed the girls gave me a “once-over” look. I was secretly pleased when one of them turned to the other and whispered to the other, “Nine.”

Well, hell, maybe I better try this dressing up thing more often, I thought. I told Wayne about it when I sat down that the gorgeous blonde had just rated me a nine out of ten.

“I don’t wanna burst your bubble,” Wayne said, “But as you came in, those girls were speaking German.”

Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear.

The Spaniard says, “Consider the word for ‘butterfly’. In Spanish, it is pronounced ‘Mariposa’, a beautiful sounding word.”

The French man says, “True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful.”

“What’s wrong with Schmetterlink,” asks the German?

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