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A dustman goes into a Chinese takeaway and says to the owner, “Where’s yer bin?”
“I been Hong Kong.”
“No, no, where’s yer wheelie bin?”
“I weally bin Hong Kong.”

A dustman goes into a Chinese takeaway and says to the owner, “Where’s yer bin?”
“I been Hong Kong.”
“No, no, where’s yer wheelie bin?”
“I weally bin Hong Kong.”

1) That is not right………………………………..Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?………………..Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP………………………………….Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man………………………………………Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse……………………………………..Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?…………………….Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table…………………Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift……………………Chin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here………………………….Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet……………….Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone……………………No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week..Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight………………………….Lei Ying Lo
14) He is cleaning his automobile…………….Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive……………….Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great…………………………………………..Fa Kin Su Pah

A guy is walking through Chinatown in New York. He is fascinated by all the Chinese restaurants, the shops, the signs and banners on all the buildings. He is having the greatest time just walking and looking around. He turns a corner and sees a building with a sign that says, “Hans Olafsen’s Laundry.”
“Hans Olafsen?” he thinks. “How in the world does that fit in here?”
So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, “How in the world did this place get a name like Hans Olafsen’s Laundry?”
The old man says, “Is name of owner.”
The visitor asks, “Who is the owner?”
“I am he,” answers the old man.
“You? How did you get a name like Hans Olafsen?”
The old man replies: “Many years ago, when come to this country, I standing in line at immigration office. Man in front was big Swede. Lady look at him and say ‘What your name?’ and he say ‘Hans Olafsen.’ Next, she look at me — ‘What your name?’ I say ‘Saim Ting.'”

A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the bar was Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous director was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the director. Picking himself up, he yelled, “What the hell was that for?”
The director ranted, “That’s for the bombing of Pearl Harbor; my dad perished in that bombing!”
“I am not Japanese, you idiot! I am Chinese!”
“Yeah, yeah,yeah… Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same”, retorted Spielberg.
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat to the floor.
“What was that for?” exclaimed the director.
“That’s for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!” the Chinese replied.
“You ignorant man! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!” shouted the director.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah… Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you are all the same!”



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