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ARTERY – The study of painting

BACTERIA – The back door of a cafeteria

BARIUM – What a doctor do when a patient dies

BOWEL – A letter like A, E, I, O, U

CAESAREAN.SECTION – A neighborhood in Rome

CAT.SCAN – Searching for a kitty

CAUTERIZE – Make eye contact with her

COLIC – A sheep dog

D&C – Where Washington is

DILATE – To live a long life

ENEMA – Not a friend

FESTER – Quicker

G.I.SERIES – Soldier ball game

HANGNAIL – Coat hook

IMPOTENT – Distinguished, well-known

LABOR.PAIN – Getting hurt at work

MEDICAL.STAFF – A doctor’s cane

MORBID – A higher offer

NITRATES – Cheaper than day rates

NODE – Was aware of

OUTPATIENT – A person who fainted

PAP.SMEAR – A fatherhood test

PELVIS – A cousin of Elvis

POSTOPERATIVE – A letter carrier

RECOVERY.ROOM – A place to do upholstery

RECTUM – Dang new killed ’em

SEIZURE – A Roman emperor

TABLET – A small table

TERMINAL.ILLNESS – Getting sick at the airport

TUMOR – More than one

URINE – Opposite of you’re out

VARICOSE – Nearby

VEIN – Conceited

After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Arky said to the doctor “I may not be the smartest man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me.”

So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Arkansas. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both doctors couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, “1, 2, 3, 4, 5…” at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

Arkansas’ worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Alabama students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Arky said to the doctor “I may not be the smartest man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me.”

So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Arkansas. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both doctors couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, “1, 2, 3, 4, 5…” at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Arkansas?

…All the DNA is the same and there’s no dental records.



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