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Two Alabamians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey Tommy Ray, what’cha got in th’ bag?”

“Jus’ some chickens.

“If I guess how many there are, can I have one?”

“I’ll give you both of them.”

“OK. Ummmmm……, five?”

Q. Did you hear about the Alabama quarterback who tried to throw himself on the floor in a fit of rage?
A. He missed!

A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke.

The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?”

The guy says, “Nah.”

To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?”

The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”

Q. What do a Divorce in Alabama, a Tornado in Kansas and a Hurricane in Florida have in common?

A. Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a house trailer.

Q. Why do folks from Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A. Nobody admitted 17 and under.



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