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* A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

* A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

* Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

* The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

* Arkansas must be pronounced “Arkansaw”

* A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.

* Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

* It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

* It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

* No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.

Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54

* Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

* A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

* A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

* Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

* The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

* Arkansas must be pronounced “Arkansaw”

* A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.

* Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

* It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

* It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

* No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.

Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54

* Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

Q. Do you know the difference between an Auburn fan getting run over by a car and an Alabama fan?

A. There are skid marks in front of the Bama fan!!

Q. How do you keep Freddie Kitchens from hitting you with a football?

A. Wear a Bama jersey!

An Arizonan and a Texan were driving through Arizona one afternoon. As they drove down the highway, the Arizonan pointed out the sights.

Pointing out the car window, the Arizonan notes, “Look, over there is a cattle ranch.”

“We have cattle ranches that are at least twice that size in Texas,” claimed the Texan.

They drove on for another hour, and the Arizonan pointed out an area of cotton fields.

“In Texas, we have cotton fields that are much bigger than that,” noted the Texan.

By this time, the Arizonan was starting to get annoyed. Not wanting to be outdone, he continued driving. An hour later, they reached northwestern Arizona. The Texan looks out the window at the Grand Canyon, points, and asks, “What is that?”

Without missing a beat, the Arizonan replies, “Don’t you have irrgation ditches in Texas?”



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