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* It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

* Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

* It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

* Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

* Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

* Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

* It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

* You must have windshield wipers on your car.

* You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

* Masks may not be worn in public.

* Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

* You may not drive barefooted.

* It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

* It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

* Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

* Incestous marriages are legal.

Q. Did you hear about the Alabama fan who froze to death?

A. He went to the drive in…He sat through “Closed for the season”!

Q. Where was OJ headed in the white Bronco
A. To Tuscaloosa…he knew the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner there!

An Alabama man was looking for a place to live, but wasn’t having much success. Finally he came upon a farm house, figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked the farmer if he had a room for rent.

The farmer said the only place he had left was the outhouse and that he was welcome to rent it.

The man was grateful and moved in right away.

The next day the farmer saw 2 T.V. antennas on top of the outhouse and was bewildered, so he knocked on the door to ask about the extra antenna.

The man said, “Well, I sublet the basement to a guy from Louisiana.”

Three old sourdoughs were sitting around a blazing campfire exchanging tall tales about how tough they are.

“I was hiking through some willows,” begain the first sourdough, “when 10-foot tall bull moose with a 90-inch rack stormed out of a thicket and charged me. I grabbed him by the anlters and wrestled him to the ground and beat him senseless.”

“That’s nothing,” said the second. “I was fishing in the Yukon River when a 2000-pound grizzly bear came after me and my catch. I ducked as he swiped at me, jumped on his back, and strangled him with my bare hands. I then skinned him with my bare teeth.”

They all turned to the third sourdough, waiting for his story. He didn’t say anything – just sat there stirring the coals with his bare hand.



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