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On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, “What did you do at school today?”

The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, “Nothing”.

Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, “Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?”

The perplexed child looked at his father and said, “Daddy, didn’t you go to school when you were a little boy?”

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” – Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.”

The student received an “A” on the exam.

A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day’s lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.

“And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?” the professor asked.

“I don’t know,” the student said.

“Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know,” said the professor.

“That’s not true,” the student replied. “I never pay attention anyway!”

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” – Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.”

The student received an “A” on the exam.

A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed.

“What’s the matter, son,” asked his mother.

“Aw, gee,” said the boy, “It’s my marks. They’re all wet.”

“What do you mean `all wet?’”

“I mean,” he replied, “below C-level.”



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