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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have?
Pupil: One big haystack!

Father: How do you like going to school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I’m not too keen on the time in-between!

It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students.

“What did you do this summer?” the teacher asked Suzie.

“Me and my family went to the beach a lot,” Suzie answered.

“That sounds like fun,” said the teacher. “How about you, Emma? What did you do this summer?”

“Me and my family rode our bikes together.”

“That sounds lovely,” said the teacher. She continued with all her pupils until she got to shy Mikey in the corner of the room.

“What did you do this summer, Mikey?”

“Nothing,” the boy responded timidly.

“Did you do anything with your family?” the teacher asked, trying to draw Mikey out.

“Yes.”

“Did you go to the beach?”

“No.”

“Did you ride bikes?”

“No, never!” the boy burst out. “We can never ride bikes together!”

“Why not?” said the shocked teacher.

“I don’t know,” explained Mikey, “but dad always said, when then mom and sis start ‘cycling together’, it’s time to get the hell out of town.”

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!”
The neighbor yells back, “You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”

Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!



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