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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what’s so great about that?
It’s snowing outside!

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!

Teacher: What’s 2 and 2
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That’s good
Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!

The fifth grader came home from school bubbling with excitement after having been voted “Prettiest Girl in the Class.” She was even more excited when she came home the next day after the class had voted her “Most Popular.” But several days later when she announced she had won a third contest, she was somewhat subdued.
“What were you voted this time?” her mother asked.
“Most Stuck-up,’” the girl replied.

Teacher: Does anyone know who broke the sound barrier?
Pupil: I’m no squealer!



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