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You Might Be A College Student If…
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* You average 3 hours of sleep a night.
* Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.
* You go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week.
* You are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
* You wake up 10 minutes before class.
* You wear the same jeans 13 days in a row — without washing them.
* Your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class.
* Your social life consists of a date with the library.
* It takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
* You carry less than a dollar on your person.
* You haven’t done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class.
* You celebrate when you find a quarter.
* Your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
* You wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
* Your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
* You get more sleep in class than in your room.
* Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
* You can sleep through your roommate’s blaring stereo.
* You live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
* You get more e-mail than postal mail.

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