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Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, “I’m going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy.”

Not to be outdone, Britney rips a $1000 bill in half and throws it out the window saying, “Look, I just made two people really happy.”

Not even noticing Britney’s stupid move, Christina brags, “Look, I’m going to throw 1000 $1 bills out the window and make a lot more people a little happier.”

At this point, the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can’t stand it anymore, comes out and says, “I think I’ll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy!”

Q: What did Haley Joel Osment find on the top of Mt. Everest’

A: Icey dead people

Q: Did you hear that R Kelly and Gerald Levert have a new Album?

A: It is entitled Levert and Pervert

Q: What do you see when the Pilsbury Doughboy bends over?

A: Doughnuts!

A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about to crash. There are just enough parachutes that one person must die.

The pilot says “Well, I’m the pilot so i have to live,” so he jumps out with a parachute.

The President says “Well I’m the President and I have to run the country so i should live,”

“But what about the kids’” said the librarian.

“Screw the kids” said the President.

“I already did” said Micheal Jackson.



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