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Christina Aguilera has apparently acquired a new sense of eco-awareness. Known to be a bit of a temperamental diva, Aguilera had a run-in with a glitzy Hollywood restaurant over some leftovers.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports that the singer had finished her meal at a trendy eatery and had requested that the waiter place her uneaten food into a doggie bag. When she was brought the leftover food in a styrofoam box, Christina purportedly blew her cork.

Aguilera was furious that this kind of environmentally-unfriendly material was being used and began to give the waiter a lecture on the evils of the polystyrene plastic.

She allegedly ended up storming out the door leaving her styrofoam doggie box behind.

The Left Coast Report says Christina shouldn’t worry too much about the biodegradability of styrofoam. After all, parts of her body may last several thousand years longer than the little plastic food box.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. Lindsay turns to the Paris and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.” Paris replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and Paris Hilton gives the Lindsay Lohan $50. Lindsay says, “I can’t accept this money. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says Paris. “I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”

Q. What was JFK Jr. drinking at the time of the crash?

A. Ocean Spray.

Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers were having dinner at an expensive New York restaurant. It was the place to be seen and both had dressed for the occasion. Ginger was resplendent in a ball gown and diamond tiara while Fred wore his smartest morning suit. But the evening was marred when the waiter bringing their deserts tripped and covered Fred from head to toe in treacle sponge.
‘I’m terribly sorry’ said the waiter.
You should be’ replied Fred ‘Thanks to you I’ve got pudding on my top hat, pudding on my white tie, pudding on my tails.’

Martin Lawrence lost all his money drinking, making flop movies, gambling and doing crazy things. It was all over the papers and Tv on the 22nd of December that he was high on debts and is all broke. The very same night Martin Lawrence walks into a bar in Las Vegas. He went up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the house a round of drinks.”

The bartender said, ” I have heard all about you today on TV and I know you ain’t worth a dime. So I’ll need to see some money first.”

ML pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money’” asked the bartender.

“I just won five million dollars at Harrah’s ,” replied ML.

The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right’”

“Well, I only bet on sure things,” said ML.

“Like what’” asked the bartender.

“Well, for example, I’ll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye,” he said.

The bartender thought about it. “Okay,” he said.

So, ML pulled out his false right eye and bit it. “Aw, you screwed me,” said the bartender, and paid ML his $50.

“I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye,” said ML.

The bartender thought again and said, “Well, I know you’re not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I’ll take that bet.” So, ML pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

“Aw, you screwed me again!” protested the bartender.

“That’s how I won so much money, bartender. I’ll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars,” said ML.

With that, Martin went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, “Bartender, I’ll give you one last chance. I’ll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop.”

The bartender once again pondered the bet. ML couldn’t even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. “Okay, you’re on,” he said.

ML climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, “Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!”

Martin Lawrence climbed down off the bar and said, “That’s okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!”



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