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Q: Did you hear that R Kelly and Gerald Levert have a new Album?

A: It is entitled Levert and Pervert

Pink gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ‘That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!’ Pink goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ‘The driver just insulted me!’ The man says: ‘You go right up there and tell him off ‘ go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.’

Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Britney and Christina were observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of Britney`s new Mercedes with a coat hanger.

Britney: I can`t seem to get this door unlocked!

Christina: Well, you`d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

Q: What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?

A: They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.

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