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Terry Hatcher is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots Eva Longoria on the other side. She yells over to Eva “Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side’” And after a quick survey of the river, Eva Longoria calls back “You ARE on the other side!”

Q: What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”

A: Steveie Wonder doing a rubik’s cube

Q: What do you see when the Pilsbury Doughboy bends over?

A: Doughnuts!

During late spring one year, Paris Hilton was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.

After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.

Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.

Mike Piazza: I think the Mets might win the World Series this year.
Interviewer: What makes you think that?
Mike Piazza: My paycheck.
Interviewer: What about rumors you are gay?
Mike Piazza: Well, my main man. You`re quite handsome by the way. If I were gay, I`d like to screw you rotten. But I`m not. But IF I WERE. I like girls. And I mean real girls, not those sexy drag queens who by the way are really nice in their own right.
Interviewer: You are ridiculously overpaid. What do you do with your money?
Mike Piazza: I give it to charity.
Interview: THE GLADD? Mike Piazza: Yes, I did donate to the Gay and … HEY!



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