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Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?

Paris Hilton pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, “What’s the story’”

He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”

She asks, “How often do I have to do that’”

Paris Hilton quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: “You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box.”

Paris Hilton answered, “No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail.”

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