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Frankie muniz took some time off from movies and started to work as a reporter for the New York Times.

On his first assignment he is traveling through a rainforest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up tied to a stake with a fire burning slowly underneath him.

He cries out for help, and is answered by what is obviously one of the tribesmen, who informs him that he is going to be served as dinner to the leader of the tribe.

“But you don’t understand!” he cries, “You can’t do this to me! I’m an editor for the New York Times!”

“Ah,” replies the tribesman, “Well now you are editor-in-chief!”

A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal.

He says to his pal, “Hey! That’s Jurassic Park Director, Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he’ll come over to say hi”.

Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavy punch on the nose.

“Hey! What’s that for?!”

“You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!”

“I’m not Japanese! I’m Chinese!”
“Chinese,Vietnamese, Japanese, you’re all the same!”
Spielberg walks back.

The Chinese man calmly walks over and gives Spielberg a really heavy punch on the face.

“What… !?!”
“YOU BLOODY AMERICAN! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!”
“No, no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!”
“Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you’re all the same!”

Q: What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?

A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.



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