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Q. What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?

A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair….and O.J walked!

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes were disagreeing with each other and the silent treatment was under way! The silence continued, when a week later Tom Cruise needed to get up at 5am to catch a business flight. His alarm clock wasn’t working, and he grudgingly realized that he needed Katie to wake him up.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote down on a piece of paper, “Please wake me up at 5 tommorow morning so I can catch my flight, “and put it on her pillow before she came to bed.

The next morning he awoke to find that it was 9am, he heard KAtie in the kitchen, and he had missed his flight. He noticed a note on his pillow,
“It’s 5am… Wake up!”

Q: What’s blue and sings alone?
A: Dan Ackroyd.

Q: Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
A: It seems she bent over and someone saw fifty pounds of crack….

Q. Why didn’t JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane?

A. They figured they would wash up on shore!

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