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Paris Hilton talked about 15 of her all time favorite movies in the Late Show With David Letterman.

15. Alabama Jones and the Last Beer Run

14. S*O*U*R*M*A*S*H

13. Thelma-Louise

12. Back to the Future IV: I’m My Own Daddy!

11. 9 1/2 Teeth

10. Three to Tango, But Two Have To Hold the Cow Steady So You Don’t Get Knocked Off The Foot Stool

9. And the Band Played Freebird

8. Three Brides for Seven Brothers

7. Dog, Ma

6. Honey, I Blew My Cousin!

5. Three Men and Ned Beatty

4. Austin Texas: The Uncle Who Shagged Me

3. Being John Deere

2. How Stella Got Her Tooth Back

and Paris Hilton’s Number 1 Favorite Movie…

1. The Green Smile

Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?

A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.

David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank, “I`d like to donate some sperm” he says to the receptionist.
“Certainly Sir” replies the receptionist, “have you donated before?”.
“Yes” replies Beckham “you should have my details on your computer”.
“Oh yes, I`ve found your details” says the receptionist “but I see you`re going to need help. Shall I call Posh Spice for you?”
“Why do I need help to donate sperm?” asks Beckham. The receptionist replies “Well, it says on your record that you`re a useless wanker…”

Q: What three golfers would you not want to be behind on a golf course?
A: O. J. Simpson because he’s a slicer, Monica because she’s a hooker, and Bill Clinton because he never knows what hole he’s on.

Q. Did you see Dolly Parton’s new shoes?

A. Neither did she.

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