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Snoop Dogg had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet his wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to conscious, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what’ You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got arrested, you were there to support me. When my movies flopped, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. When I think about it now. …

I think you bring me bad luck!”

Q: Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.
A: The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.

Paris Hilton was getting sick of the ” Dumb Blonde image ” which the media had created on her.

One day, she decided to get a make over, so dyed her hair black. She also went out and bought a new convertible.

She went driving down a remote country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheepherder over. “That’s a nice flock of sheep.”, she said.

“Well thank you.”, said the herder.

“Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.”, said Paris.

“Okay.”, replied the herder.

“If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home’”, asked Paris.

“Sure.”, said the sheep herder. So, Paris sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, “382″.

“Wow.”, said the herder. “That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home.”

So Paris Hilton went and picked one out and put it in her car. Upon watching this, the herder approached Paris and offered, “Okay, now I have a proposition for you”.

“What is it’”, queried Paris.

“If I can guess the real color of your hair… can I have my dog back’”

Q: What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
A: Ince pies!

Q: What does Cameron Diaz do for foreplay ‘

A: Remove her underwear.

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