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A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about to crash. There are just enough parachutes that one person must die.

The pilot says “Well, I’m the pilot so i have to live,” so he jumps out with a parachute.

The President says “Well I’m the President and I have to run the country so i should live,”

“But what about the kids’” said the librarian.

“Screw the kids” said the President.

“I already did” said Micheal Jackson.

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