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Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?

A. Hugh Grant.

Q: What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A: Christopher Reeves got the electric chair!….and O.J walked!

Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. “Who do you want to play?” Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. “I’ve always been a big fan of Chopin,” said Bruce. “I’ll play him.” “And you, Sylvester?” asked Spielberg. “Mozart’s the one for me!” said Sly. “And what about you?” Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. “I’ll be Bach,” said Arnie.

Q: What were Kurt Cobain’s last words?
A: “Hole is really going to be big.”

Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?
A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.

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