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Paris Hilton lost all her money gambling in Las Vegas. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.

“I’m here for the paint job,” she said.

“Alright,” said the man. “Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house.”

Paris immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.

After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, “I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of
paint! By the way, that isn’t a porsche out back. It’s a new BMW.

Q: Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

A: So people can read her lips.

Q: Why did Paris Hilton go to a movie with 18 friends?

A: Because below 18 was not allowed

Q: What were Kurt Cobain’s last words?

A: “Hole is really going to be big.”

Paris Hilton lost all her money gambling in Las Vegas. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.

“I’m here for the paint job,” she said.

“Alright,” said the man. “Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house.”

Paris immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.

After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, “I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of
paint! By the way, that isn’t a porsche out back. It’s a new BMW.



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