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Read all jokes from:Football (+144)
After the first day of football practice one guy Travis asks Justin, “Justin, do you know that you have a cork in you a–?” Justin simply says “yea.” “yea, but i can’t take it out” Travis is confused, “why not?” he asked. Justin says “well, over the summer i was walking on the beach and i found a bottle with a cork in it. So, i pulled the cork out and a genie popped out and said that she will grant me one wish. So i said NO S—!!!!!”
Read all jokes from:Sport (+1016)
A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. So he decided to get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman walked onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man for a twosome. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old man to join him. To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn’t hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn’t waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old man finally said, “You know, when I was your age, I’d hit the ball right over that tree.” With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay. The old man offered one more comment, “Of course, when I was your age, that pine tree was only six-feet tall.”
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This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would
Read all jokes from:Hunting (+66)
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, “Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?” I sure did,” responded his friend. “He can’t swim.
Read all jokes from:Sport (+1016)
The demon bowler sent his thunderbolts whizzing past batsman and wicket-keeper for boundary byes from every ball of his opening over. The captain said, ‘I think I’ll rest you for a while.’
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Four women were out on the golf course, when one pointed out a white blur approaching from a distance.. As it grew closer, they could see it was a streaker drawing near.. As the nude guy ran past the women one said, “My golly, who is that? Was that Dick Green??” Another answered, “I don’t think so. I think it was just the reflection.”
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Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened. Andy replied, “Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while.” Josh said, “Gee, I never knew you played hockey.” Andy responded, “No I don’t. I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my foot through the television.”
Read all jokes from:Football (+144)
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question and if you get it right, you can play.” The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate…what is two plus two?” The player thought for a moment and then he answered, “Four?” “Four?!?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”
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THE QUESTION: Over a generation ago, in 1923, who was: 1. President of the largest steel company? These men were considered some of the world’s most successful of their day. Now, 80 years later, what ultimately became of them? THE ANSWER: 1. The president of the largest steel company (Bethlehem Steel), Charles M. Schwab, died a pauper. However: What became of him? THE MORAL: Screw work. Play golf. You’ll live longer and be better off in the end.
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The nervous young batsman was having a terrible time and was lucky to still be at the crease. During a lull, he stammered to the wicket keeper, ‘Well, I expect you’ve seen worse players.’
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