OJ Simpson is being held by police for his alleged involvement in a hotel room armed robbery to take back his memorabilia. Can you believe he’s had enough time to write a new book?
It’s titled “If I Did This 2″!
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OJ Simpson is being held by police for his alleged involvement in a hotel room armed robbery to take back his memorabilia. Can you believe he’s had enough time to write a new book?
Read all jokes from:Football (+145)
When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team’s performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. AFC West: * Denver Broncos – Denver Donkeys AFC Central: * Cincinnati Bengals – Cincinnati Plaingels AFC East: * Buffalo Bills – Buffalo Nils or Buffalo Spills NFC West: * Atlanta Falcons – Atlanta Fellcons NFC Central: * Chicago Bears – Chicago Fairs NFC East: * Arizona Cardinals – Arizona Tardynals Expansion Teams: * Carolina Panthers – Carolina Can’t-thers
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Al Davis had finally put together the perfect Oakland Raiders team for ’98. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, and he couldn’t find a quarterback that would ensure a SuperBowl win. Then one night, watching CNN, he saw a war zone in Bosnia. In the background, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 200 yards away! He threw another grenade into a group of about 10 soldiers a good 110 yards away! A car passes going 80 miles (120 km) an hour, and he send another grenade right into the barely open window. “I’ve got to get this guy,” Al says to himself, “He has the perfect arm!” So he brings him to the States and teaches him the game of football. Predictably, the young man breaks all the NFL records for completed passes, and the Raiders go on to win the SuperBowl. The young Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of SuperBowl XXXIII, and when Al asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother. “Mom,” the young man says into the receiver, “I just won the SuperBowl.” “I don’t want to talk to you, ” the old woman says, “You deserted us. You’re not my son.” “I don’t think you understand, mother.” the young man pleads, “I just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m in the middle of thousands of adoring fans.” “No, let me tell you,” the mother implores. “At this very moment, there are gun shots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was attacked in broad daylight…” The old lady pauses, then says through her tears, “I’ll never forgive you for moving us to Oakland!”
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At a large college there was a football player that was extremely stupid. He sat beside a boy in class that was really smart and the teacher knew that he was cheating, but he just couldn’t catch him. So she looked at the jock’s paper and smiled. He had finally given himself away. His answer looked like this: 10. me neither
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What’s the difference between the Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Taliban? What do the Nebraska Cornhuskers and Billy Graham have in common? How do you keep a Nebraska Cornhusker player out of your yard? Where do you go in Lincoln in case of a tornado? Why doesn’t Omaha have a Div 1A football team? Why was Frank Solich upset when the Cornhusker playbook was stolen? What’s the difference between the Nebraska Cornhuskers and a dollar bill? What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the College Championships? What do the Nebraska Cornhuskers and possums have in common? How can you tell when the Nebraska Cornhuskers are going to run the football?
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Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so. “I think so, too,” said Mabel. “Let’s go!” They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half. They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed. Then came the second half. When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister. “I guess we can go home now, Mabel,” she said. “This is where we came in.”
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
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WOMEN’S ATTIRE STADIUM SIZE NAMES WEATHER FATHERS ATTIRE ALUMNI CAMPUS DECOR HOMECOMING QUEEN HEROES GETTING TICKETS FRIDAY CLASSES AFTER A THURSDAY NIGHT GAME PARKING GAME DAY TAILGATING GETTING TO THE STADIUM CONCESSIONS WHEN THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS PLAYED THE SMELL IN THE AIR AFTER THE FIRST SCORE COMMENTARY (MALE) COMMENTARY (FEMALE) AFTER THE GAME
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When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team’s performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. AFC West: * Denver Broncos – Denver Donkeys AFC Central: * Cincinnati Bengals – Cincinnati Plaingels AFC East: * Buffalo Bills – Buffalo Nils or Buffalo Spills NFC West: * Atlanta Falcons – Atlanta Fellcons NFC Central: * Chicago Bears – Chicago Fairs NFC East: * Arizona Cardinals – Arizona Tardynals Expansion Teams: * Carolina Panthers – Carolina Can’t-thers
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Bloke comes home from the bar drunk at 4am in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he tries to sneak into bed. He’s laying in bed for a few minutes and lets rip a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, “What in the world was that?” He replies, “Touchdown, I’m up 7 nothing.” She thinks to herself, “I’m gonna fix him.” Then she lets one loose. He yells at her, “What was that?” She replies “Touchdown, tie score.” Now he thinks, “I’m gonna fix her.” He’s laying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he craps in bed. The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?” He replied, “Half time, switch sides.”
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