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Q: Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A: “Leave it, it’s Beaver.”

Two nuns were on a remote beach. They decided to go behind a sand dune and sunbathe in the nude. They were lying there for a while when a photographer came by and pointed a camera at them. The first nun asked him, “Aren’t you going to focus?”

The second nun said, “Quiet sister…let him take his picture first.”

Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?

A: None of them have closets to come out of.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?

A: When you look in the refridgorator and there’s lipstick all over the pickles.

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