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A woman is a lot like a box of KFC, you start off with two juicy breasts and a couple of tender thighs, and when you’re finished all you’re left with is a greasy box.

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation, so he pays a visit to a
sex shop for a remedy. The clerk hands him a little purple can and
says, “This is Stay-Hard spray… put on a little and you can go all
night!”
Excited, Sidney takes it home, stashes it in the cellar on a shelf, and
waits eagerly for bedtime. Later that night, he sprays some on his member
and then goes upstairs to his wife. To his utter disappointment, however,
the remedy seems to make him orgasm quicker than ever.
The next day, Sidney returns to the sex shop, angrily slammed the can down
on the counter, and snaps, “This stuff makes me worse than before!”
Upon reading the label, the clerk asks, “I don’t suppose your hid this
stuff on your basement shelf, did you?”
“Yeah, so?”
“You must have grabbed the wrong can, sir… this is Easy-Off.”

Kay was a beautiful girl. As she was walking through the woods on a hot summers day, the heat became too much for her and she decided to go for a swim. She took off all her clothes, piled them neatly on the side of the riverbank and dived in.

A couple of young boys came along and decided to steal her clothes.

Having gotten out of the water and discovered that her clothes had been stolen, Kay decided to go to the roadside and hitch a ride home. Along came James, riding a bicycle.

He stopped for Kay. “Come on,” he said. “I’ll ride you into town.”

She jumped on his bicycle and rode sidesaddle in front of James.

James said nothing, but after ten minutes Kay was so overwhelmed at how calm he was that she said, “Tell me, haven’t you noticed that I’m completely naked?”

“Sure,” said James. “Haven’t you noticed that you’re riding on a girls bike?”

The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was
to be direct about
it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and
said,”Hey, honey,
whaddaya say to a little fuck?”
She looked down at him and promptly replied, “Hello, you little fuck!”

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.
It’s at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says…

“Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?”

The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back
at the little girl and winks…

“When your mommy goes to the mall!”



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