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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One – men will screw anything.

Q: What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
A: Nudity

Q: What’s the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!

An exhibitionist named Joe, was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and exposed himself.

“I’m sorry sir,” she said politely, “but you have to show your ticket here, not your stub.”

The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening
as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the
fellow said, “Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me – do you
have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?”
“As a matter of fact,” smiled the girl, “I do happen to have a foot
fetish – but I suppose I’d settle for maybe seven or eight inches.”



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