- Older ones are not in demand.
- They’re well worth looking over.
- They have a great deal of influence.
- You can’t believe everything they say.
- They always have the last word.
- You should really get your own and not go borrowing your neighbor’s.
Q: Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
A: She wanted to save a dogie bag for later.
Q: What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
A: About three inches.
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl
says, “Oh my god! , it was really great, but I was Sooo scared after his
I didn’t get a good night’s sleep for a week.”
“What happened.” Says her intrigued friend.
“I didn’t know what I was going to do, but I was finally able to get the
last little piece of it out with dental floss.”
Two homosexuals were walking hand in hand by a local gay bar, when one guy says to the other, “Hey honey, wanna get shit-faced tonight?”