The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.
“This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said the sales clerk. “It’s $285 per
“Listen,” the man shot back, “for $285 an ounce, I don’t want
something called ‘Perhaps’; I want something called…
“You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You’ll Get Some !!”
A man was looking all over town to find a friend of his. He walked down the street and came to a barber shop. He stuck his head inside and asked, “Bob Peters here?”
The barber replied, “Nah, we just do shaves and haircuts.”
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was
to be direct about
it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and
whaddaya say to a little fuck?”
She looked down at him and promptly replied, “Hello, you little fuck!”
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
A: Bachelors come home, check to see what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what’s in the bed,
and go to the fridge.
Q: How do you break a blonde’s nose?
A: Place a dildo under a glass table!