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Did you know that the night Santa first met his future
wife he uttered the now famous words:

“Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you.”

Q: What’s the brunette’s mating call?
Brunette: “Who’s next?”
Blonde: “I thought you said I was sexier than that brunette bitch?!”
Redhead: “Better start chewing some vitamins kid.”

Q: Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?

A: To stop the snoring before it starts..

Q: Why don’t debutantes go to orgies?
A: There’d be too many thank you notes to write.

Q: What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?

A: Getting fingered by Captain Hook!

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