Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?
A nurse says: “This won’t hurt a bit.”
A schoolteacher says, “We’re going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right.”
An airline stewardess says, “Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally.”
Q: What do lesbians do after an argument?
A: They go home and lick each others wounds.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an airplane?
A: Not everyones been inside an airplane.
Q: How does Herpes leave the hospital?
A: On crotches.
Two gays are standing on a bridge watching ships pass by underneath them.
One says to the other, “What kind of ship is that?”
“OK, what’s that one over there?”
“How about that one?”
“That’s a ferry boat.”
“Really? I knew we were strong, but I never knew we had our own NAVY!”