Q: What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!!
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?
A: She managed to squeeze them both in.
It has been determined that having sex before participating
in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not
impair the athlete’s performance. In fact, men have known
and displayed this for centuries. After sex, they glance
at their watches and say, “Oops, gotta run!”
Q: How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
A: He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bed so they felt Grumpy instead… “