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Read all jokes from:LGBT (+288)
Having picked George up in a gay bar, Sandy was driving home when, entranced by his companion, he failed to see the red light. Plowing into a van, he nearly marked his laundry when the driver got out, a big brute of a man. “You idiot!” he screamed. “You drive like my grandmother, and you can kiss my a$$!” Sighing with relief, the gay driver said to his companion, “Thank God! He wants to settle out of court.”
Read all jokes from:LGBT (+288)
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, “Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she’s done just give her 10 Hail Mary’s and I’ll be right back.” Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. “Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex.” Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary’s would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, “Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?” In reply the altar boy said, “Two Snickers bars and a Coke.”
Read all jokes from:LGBT (+288)
A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The one who was giving the party said, “We’ve blown all our money on parties and fine dining and decorating this house, I’ve never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world.” The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He had the tickets in his hand. Next, it was the birthday boy’s turn. He paused for a moment, and then with a sly grin said, “Well, I’d like a boyfriend 30 years younger than me.” The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
Read all jokes from:Q & A (+15915), Sex (+4816)
Q: How do faggots get a condom off? A: They fart.
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