Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00.”
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: “JESUS SAVES.”
One of the girls asked the cop, “Why don’t you stop them?!”
“Well, that’s a little different,” the cop smiled. “Their sign pertains to religion.”
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read:
“TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER — $50.00.”
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They’re having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure — she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our uninformed male thought this was incredible — the best sex he’d ever had!
He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room.
A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, “I think her orgasm’s stuck!”
There’s a fire at the whorehouse – some come out running and others run out coming!
Q: What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A: Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
For me, penises are a hobby… kinda like fishing… The small ones you
throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones