Three hungry Korean guys walk into a restaurant and sit down. One of them reads a sign, translates to the others, and then they whip down their pants and all start to whack off furiously.
The waitress comes up and asks, “What the hell are you perverts doing?”
They reply, “The sign said, first come first served!!”
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as
their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.
They hear her say, “Oh, Jim, you’re going where no man has gone before!”
The six-year-old says to his brother, “He must be fucking her up the ass!”
There’s a new toy on the market called the Billy doll. It’s being advertised as the first openly gay doll for sale in America. And the doll is anatomically correct. Boy, that’s gotta be driving Barbie nuts, don’t ya think? Finally a male doll with something “down there,” and he turns out to be gay. Isn’t that every woman’s nightmare?
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her vagina has stuck to the floor creating such a vacuum that she can’t move.
She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all his strength to lift her up but she won’t budge. So he goes next door and gets the neighbor. Both of them are pulling like oxen but she just won’t move. She is truly stuck to the floor.
Suddenly the neighbor says, “Why don’t we just get a hammer and break the tiles around her legs and lift her that way?”
“Great idea,” says the husband, “But let me rub her boobs a little to arouse her.”
“Why?” asks a confused neighbor.
“She’ll need the lubrication so I can slide her over into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there.”
In the garden of Eden, As everyone Knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam’s, One covered Eve’s. Nevertheless to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve’s treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve’s eyes, As Adam’s thing, Started to rise.They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart.
The head of Adam’s thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control. His thing did slide, And Eve’s treasure, Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn’t let loose, Until Adam’s thing, Was all out of juice.