Little Johnny catches his parents going at it.
He says, “Hey Dad! What are you doin?”
His father says, “I’m filling your mother’s tank.”
Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning.”
Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
Two gays are standing on a bridge watching ships pass by underneath them.
One says to the other, “What kind of ship is that?”
“OK, what’s that one over there?”
“How about that one?”
“That’s a ferry boat.”
“Really? I knew we were strong, but I never knew we had our own NAVY!”
Q: What’s the the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His
boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as
he looked absolutely terrible. “Well… ” said the Engineer, “I met
this blonde and turned out she was an engineer-in-training and
wanted me to tutor her. One thing lead to another and we
ended up back in her room having wild gorilla sex all night.”
“OK,” replied the boss, “that may explain your fatigue, but why
are your eyes so red ?”
“Well… ” said the Engineer, “turns out she was married and had
a baby at home. She started crying, and I started thinking
about my own wife and kids, so I cried too.”
“I see.” chided the boss, “but that seminar ended Friday. How
come you still appear so ragged ?”
“Well… ” said the Engineer, “you can’t sit there and cry 4-5
times a day for four days and not look like this.”