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In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.
Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering a
full throated confession to Kenneth Starr. Sources close to the
investigation report Starr is pumping Ms. Lewinsky for details concerning
an oral pact with Mr. Clinton to withhold evidence. Although the
independent prosecutor’s team will drill Monica prior to her testimony,
beltway observers do not anticipate a full dress rehearsal.

Q: Why didn’t Dolly Parton ever take up stage acting?
A: They all said she’d be a big bust on Broadway.

Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: “How do you spell ‘dumb’?”

Darla says, “d-u-m-b, dumb.”

The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”

She says, “Buckwheat is dumb.”

The teacher says, “Now spell ‘stupid’.”

Darla says, “s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid.”

The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”

Darla says, “Buckwheat is stupid.”

When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, “Buckwheat, spell dictate.”

Buckwheat stands and says, “d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate.”

The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”

Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, “I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!”

Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell.
She immediately called Saint Peter and said,

“This is Sister Margaret. There’s been a terrible mistake!”

She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he’d get right on
it. The next day the nun didn’t hear from Saint Peter so she called him
again. “Please set this error straight before tomorrow,” she begged.

“There’s an orgy planned for tonight, and everyone *must* attend!”

“Of course, Sister,” he said. “I’ll get you out of there right away.”

Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning
Saint Peter received another phone call from hell. He picked up
the receiver with tribulations of his heart and started to listen.

He heard the following, “Hey, Pete, this is Maggie. Never mind!”

Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on
him. He asked if they
wanted to come over to his house later. They agreed to come over at
after they went home
and got ready. Charlie had a friend who worked in a drugstore, so he
went to see him. He
asked his friend if he had anything that would keep him hard all night
long. The man
laughed and handed him a bottle of pills instructing him not to take
more than one. Once at
home, Charlie figured with three women he should take three pills, so
he gulped them
down. The next day Charlie showed up at the drugstore to see his
friend. Asking for some
liniment, he showed him his dick which was ripped to shreds. In
disbelief, his friend asked
if he was sure that he wanted to put liniment on his dick. Charlie
replied “No,I need it for
my arms the women never showed up!”

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