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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink
orders.

The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placed
before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like
drink.
The minister replied in disgust, “Ma’am, I’d rather be savagely raped by
a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!”

The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know there was a choice… “

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One … Men will screw anything.

A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening.
The Father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.”
The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy asked what were they doing.
The Dad responded very slowly and caringly
to his impressionanle little boy, “Well, son, we are making you a little brother.”
The little boy replied, “Please turn Mom over, Dad, I’d rather have a puppy!”

I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of
each flavour they had, and tried each one in turn every time i got a shag.
My girlfriend likes to lick each one before i insert it in her, just to
see what flavour i was wearing.
The first night she said “Mmmmm, Cherry flavour”,
The second night she said “Mmmmm, Mint flavour”,
The third night she said “Mmmmm, Strawberry flavour”,
and so on, until we had reached the final flavour,
and she said “Mmmmm, Cheese flavour”
“Cheese flavour ??” i said “I haven’t put one on yet!”

Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’d
had the previous night with this bloke she brought home.
“Well, what happened when you got there?” Jill asked
“The bastard called me a slut!” Mary said.
“And what did you do then?” Jill asked, shocked.
“I told him to get the fuck out of my bedroom and take his eight
mates with him!” Mary said.



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