A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely
three feet tall but they were attracted to each other.
After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman’s
“I can’t imagine what it will be like making love to a midget,”
said the woman, “especially with the size difference and all.”
“Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs
apart and close your eyes,” said the midget.
The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest
thing she’d ever experienced inside her.
Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.
“If you think that was good,” said the midget with a smirk, “Just
wait till I get BOTH legs in there!”
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.
The first guy said”I think it taste like cherry pie”.The
other guy said “I think it taste like shit”.Then
the first guy said “you are supposed to turn her over”.
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?”
She responds, “No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult time
achieving an orgasm.
The Dr said “which position do you use?”
“Doggy style,” said dumb shit.
“why don’t you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see if
that works any better.” said the Dr.
“We’ve tryed that” he said, “but my dogs got such baaadddd breath!”
Q: What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary!