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Q: What’s the definition of frenzy?
A: Two blind lesbians walking through a fish market.

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.

Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how was it?”.

She replied, “You may select any prize from the bottom self.”

A Scottish man was taking a stroll down a country lane, where he meets up with a curious lady. She walks up to him and says, “They tell me that you people don’t wear anything under those kilts.”

The Scotsman says, “Feel and see for yourself.”

So she did and says, “Oh, that’s gruesome!”

He says, “Try it again, it grew some more!”

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet, sensitive men in this world?

A: Because they already have boyfriends!

A redneck brings his daughter to the gynocologist for birth control pills.
The Dr. asks,”is your daughter sexually active?”
The redneck says,”Naw, she just lays there like her mother.

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