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A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service
by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.

When he walks into his hotel room, there’s a beautiful girl, nude, lying on
the bed. She says, “Hi, Rabbi, I’m a little something extra that the
president of the board arranged for you.”

The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the
Temple Board and says, “Greenberg, what were you thinking? Where’s your
respect? I am the moral leader of our community! I am very angry with you
and you have not heard the end of this.”

The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her and
says, “Where are you going? I’m not angry with you.”

The clerk showed the fellow the store’s most expensive perfume. “This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said the sales clerk. “It’s $285 per ounce.”

“Listen,” the fellow shot back, “for $285 an ounce, I don’t want something called ‘Perhaps; I want something called, “You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You’ll Get Some!”

The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her
students on sexual morality. “In moments of temptation,” said the speaker
to the class, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure
worth a lifetime of shame?”
A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: “How do you make
it last an hour?”

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the
inspection. The first one
says:”I have to confess, I held mans penis in one hand.” St. Peter
says:”You see the bowl
of holy water, wash your hand and go in.” The second says:”I have to
confess, I held
mans penis in both hands.” St. Peter:”Wash both your hands and go in.
Suddenly the
other two start fighting, something terrible. St.Peter goes there,
pulls them apart, asks
*What’s going on? One of them shouts I want to gargle, before she
washes her ass in
there.

The pick-up couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of love making. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even considering trying to establish a relationship instead of just a one night stand. But he couldn’t help but wonder why she wasn’t already in one.

“I can’t help feeling that we’ve met before,” he said.

“Yeah, I know,” sighed the girl stretching. “It happens to me a lot. I think they call this ‘deja screw’.”



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