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Q: Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?

A: So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.

Q: How is a man like a snow fall?
A: You never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

Q: Why are brunette jokes one-liners?
A1: So blondes can remember them.
A2: Because it would hurt a blonde’s brain to think of a longer one.

Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.

Q: How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
A: Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out.

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