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Q: What’s the the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.

Q: What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A: No one else wants it.

“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know her size.”

“Will this help?” she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.

“Oh, yes,” he answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours.”

“Will there be anything else?” the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.

“Now that you mention it,” he replied,” she also needs some tampons.”

Q: What did ELLEN DeGeneres say to Kathy Lee?
A: “May I be FRANK with you…”

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,
finally manages to say, “Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.
Can you help me?”
“Oh, that’s not a problem for us men anymore!” announces a proud
physician, “They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that
does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history.”
So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry
way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the
street. “Doctor, Doctor!” exclaims the man excitedly, “I’ve got to
thank you! This drug is a miracle! It’s wonderful! I’ve had sex
fourteen times in eight days!”
“Well, I’m glad to hear that” says the pleased physician, “What does
your wife think about it?”
“Wife?” asks the man, “I haven’t even been home yet!”



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