Kay was a beautiful girl. As she was walking through the woods on a hot summers day, the heat became too much for her and she decided to go for a swim. She took off all her clothes, piled them neatly on the side of the riverbank and dived in.
A couple of young boys came along and decided to steal her clothes.
Having gotten out of the water and discovered that her clothes had been stolen, Kay decided to go to the roadside and hitch a ride home. Along came James, riding a bicycle.
He stopped for Kay. “Come on,” he said. “I’ll ride you into town.”
She jumped on his bicycle and rode sidesaddle in front of James.
James said nothing, but after ten minutes Kay was so overwhelmed at how calm he was that she said, “Tell me, haven’t you noticed that I’m completely naked?”
“Sure,” said James. “Haven’t you noticed that you’re riding on a girls bike?”
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was
to be direct about
it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and
whaddaya say to a little fuck?”
She looked down at him and promptly replied, “Hello, you little fuck!”
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.
It’s at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says…
“Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?”
The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back
at the little girl and winks…
“When your mommy goes to the mall!”
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract
and bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even considering
trying to establish a relationship instead of just a one night
stand. But he couldn’t help but wonder why she wasn’t already
“I can’t help feeling that we’ve met before.” he said.
“Yeah, I know.” sighed the girl stretching. “It happens to me
a lot. I think they call this ‘deja screw’.
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting… she says “I’m breaking up with you.”
“Why?” he asks.
She says “because you are a pedophile”.
He says “Pedophile? Hmmmm that’s an awfully big word for a 10 year old.”