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Q: What do they call condoms in Germany?

A: Weinerhosen

Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart.

“I suppose you’re going to tell me now that you’re waiting for ‘Mr. Right’,” he said dejectedly.

“That’s a silly old romantic notion,” laughed the coed. “I’m just waiting for Mr. Big.”

It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court..
The judge was about to make his decision he said ‘Im sorry mickey, I cant
grant you a divorce based on your statement that Minnie has prominant teeth”

Mickey retorted ” I DIDNT SAY SHE had prominent teeth, I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!!

Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees her
son coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a
little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his
mother says, “I saw what you did, young man! For
kicking the pig you’ll get no bacon for a week, and
for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.”
Just at that moment, the boy’s father walks through
the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, “Do you wanna
tell him, or should I ?”

This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She
asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards – something
unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day – “Happy
Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.”

The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”



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