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Q: Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?

A: So it doesn’t explode when you fuck it.

A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, “You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar.”

So the cucumber says, “Yeah, you think that’s bad … whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad.”

So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, “You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!”

Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you’ve finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
A: When she sits on your face and you can’t hear the stereo

While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he relflectly unhappily, their love-making had become infrequent and bland. Then quite suddenly, alarmed, he said: “What happened, did I hurt you?”
“Why no, not at all,” said his surprised wife. “Whatever made you ask that?”
“Well, no reason actually,” the bored husband replied with a sigh, “It’s just that for a moment there, I thought you actully moved.”



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