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The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was
to be direct about
it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and
said,”Hey, honey,
whaddaya say to a little fuck?”
She looked down at him and promptly replied, “Hello, you little fuck!”

Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
A: Bachelors come home, check to see what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what’s in the bed,
and go to the fridge.

Q: How do you break a blonde’s nose?

A: Place a dildo under a glass table!

Q: What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

A: They both leak when they’re fucked!

Q: Why did the blond have lipstick on her steering wheel?
A: She tried to blow the horn



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