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Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?

A: Because if you’ll eat that stuff, you’ll eat anything.

In a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall. Every ten seconds, they walk toward each other exactly half the remaining distance between them.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked, “When will the girls and boys meet?”
Mathematician: “Never.”
Physicist: “In an infinite amount of time.”
Engineer: “Well… in about two minutes, they’ll be close enough for all practical purposes.”

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition
that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well,
this happened… but then they danced for the second song too. And
the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up
and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all
the invited guests were hauled off to jail. In court the next week,
the judge asked the best man what happened.
“Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and
kicked the bride between the legs.”
“That must have hurt,” said the judge.
“No kidding,” said the best man. “I broke three of my fingers.”

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