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Two gays are standing on a bridge watching ships pass by underneath them.

One says to the other, “What kind of ship is that?”

“Container ship.”

“OK, what’s that one over there?”

“Oil Tanker.”

“How about that one?”

“That’s a ferry boat.”

“Really? I knew we were strong, but I never knew we had our own NAVY!”

One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she draws
a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back of
the room,Dirty Johnny stands and says “That’s a penis,and my father has two
of them”. The teacher looks surprised and asks “What do you mean,two?”Dirty
Johnny responds,”A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sitters

There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night
and Gladys looks at Betty and says, “I’m not going to die a
virgin… I’m going out and I’m not coming home ’til I’ve been

Betty says, “Well, make sure you’re home by 10 so I don’t
worry about you.”

10 o’clock rolls around and there’s no sign of Gladys… 11
o’clock… 12 o’clock…

Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flys open. In runs
Gladys… straight to the bathroom.

Betty goes and knocks on the door, “Are you okay, Gladys??”

No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with
her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck
between her legs looking at herself.

“What is it, Gladys??? What’s wrong?” asks Betty.

“Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in… and 5 when it
came out. When I find the other half you’re gonna have the
time of your life!!!”

Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
A: They’re right! We do taste like chicken!

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?”

She responds, “No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?

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