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In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.

In this garden,
Were 2 little leaves,
One covered Adam’s
One covered Eve’s.

As the story goes on,
Nevertheless to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve’s treasure,
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eve’s eyes,
As Adam’s thing,
Started to rise.

They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.

The head of Adam’s thing,
Peeked into the hold,
And filled her with passion,
beyond her control.

Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve’s treasure,
Was all wet inside.

The joy was good,
She wouldn’t let loose,
Until Adam’s thing,
Was all out of juice.

Then through the years,
People did screw,
And now it’s time,
for me and you.

So pull down you pants,
And lay in the grass,
‘Cuz I’m in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!

Q: Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A: “Leave it, it’s Beaver.”

Two nuns were on a remote beach. They decided to go behind a sand dune and sunbathe in the nude. They were lying there for a while when a photographer came by and pointed a camera at them. The first nun asked him, “Aren’t you going to focus?”

The second nun said, “Quiet sister…let him take his picture first.”

Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?

A: None of them have closets to come out of.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.



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