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Q: What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
A: A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.

Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room.
“My God Henry”, she screams, “I know you’ve had other woman but this time you’ve gone too far!”
“You may be right” he says, “I think I’m stuck.”

This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker
says, “Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big
way down here in Texas.”
“Sure,” he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She
takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.
She says, “Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled
out of one?”
The guy says, “No, just the first one I’ve seen big enough to
crawl back into.”

Q: What’s the difference between a blond and a mosquito?

A: When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

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