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A woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, “Come this way,” and heads towards the back of the store. “If I could come that way,” she tells the retreating clerk, “I wouldn’t need the batteries.”
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Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. “This is Sister Margaret. There’s been a terrible mistake!” She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he’d get right on “There’s an orgy planned for tonight, and everyone *must* attend!” “Of course, Sister,” he said. “I’ll get you out of there right away.” Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning He heard the following, “Hey, Pete, this is Maggie. Never mind!”
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“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angry biker to one of his buddies.
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Paul and Simon are sitting in the cafeteria discussing their weekend. “Man this weekend was the best!” Paul says. “I finally scored.” Simon says, “Yeah, well I scored and it was the worst experience I’ve ever had.” “How so?” “That girl Cecilia brought me back to her room and said she would do anything I want. So I asked her to go down on me, and she said no problem. In the middle of the whole thing, she starts turning green, coughing like crazy and passes out.” “Damn!” Simon says. “What happened?” “Turns out she’s allergic to nuts.”
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What is foreplay? * The loving before the shoving. * The petting before the getting. * BULLSHIT! * The licking before the pricking. * The stroking before the poking. * The procrastination & masturbation preceding penetration. * The lingering and the fingering. * A premature ejaculators nightmare!
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Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench Over an hour later he hears his mate shouting.
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Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: “How do you spell ‘dumb’?” Darla says, “d-u-m-b, dumb.” The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.” She says, “Buckwheat is dumb.” The teacher says, “Now spell ‘stupid’.” Darla says, “s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid.” The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.” Darla says, “Buckwheat is stupid.” When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, “Buckwheat, spell dictate.” Buckwheat stands and says, “d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate.” The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.” Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, “I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!”
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Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
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A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken
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My wife must be a sex object because every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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