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Q: Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
A: Because women don’t get blowjobs while they’re driving.

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?”
“Yes,” she replied, “you’re checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities.” “That is right,” said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. “Do
you know what I’m doing now?” he asked.
“Yes,” the woman said, “you’re checking for any lumps or
breast cancer.” “Correct,” replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, “Do you know what I’m doing
“Yes,” she said. “You’re getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place.”

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Mrs. Cleaver went to the door of the Beaver’s room, and said, “It’s pretty quiet in there, what are you boys doing?”

The Beav’s brother Wally said, “Aaaaaaaaw, Gee, Mom, I’m just eating peanuts!”

So Mrs. Cleaver said, “Beav, are you in there? What are you doing?”

The Beaver said, “Jeepers mom, just eating peanuts like Wally!”

So Mrs. Cleaver said, “Is that Eddie? What are you doing in there, Eddie?”

Eddie said, “Uh, hi Mrs.Cleaver. I’m just eating peanuts with Wally and the Beaver here!”

So Mrs. Cleaver said, “Well, you boys come on out. You’ve got to clean the garage before your father gets home.”

So, out come the boys, followed by a girl who is adjusting her dress.

Mrs. Cleaver says to the girl, “Well I don’t think I’ve met you! What’s your name?”

The girl says, “Well, my real name’s Sally but my friends all call me ‘Peanuts’!”

Q: How do you know if a lesbian is butch?

A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

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