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Q: What do you called two naked lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur-Traders.

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president
had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of
his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.

“And just where have you been until this hour?” demanded his
wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.

“Down at the office,” he replied, “working like a dog.”

Q: What’s the the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.

Q: What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A: No one else wants it.

“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know her size.”

“Will this help?” she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.

“Oh, yes,” he answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours.”

“Will there be anything else?” the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.

“Now that you mention it,” he replied,” she also needs some tampons.”



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