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Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.

Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were
popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red
blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from
back East, and a beautiful and well endowed Texas lady. The city slicker
kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, “Lady, I’ll
give you $10 for a blow job.”
The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the
city slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said, “Thank you, suh, for
defendin’ mah honor!” Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said,
“Your honor, hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of a woman in
Texas!”

Two gays are walking down Market street in San Francisco when they spot a stud muffin coming their way. “I hear he is a great lay,” says one.

“No shit?” says the other.

“Well,” replies the first, “Just a little once in a while.”

Donald Duck walked into a drugstore and asked for a packet of condoms.

“Certainly, sir,” said the lady behind the counter. “Shall I put them on your bill?”

“No way!” replied Donald Duck. “What do you think I am, a dickhead?”

Q: Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
A: Because women don’t get blowjobs while they’re driving.



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