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Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
“Does your wife ever… well, you know… does she… well, let
you do it doggie style?” asked one of the two.

“Well, not exactly,” his friend replied, “She’s into the dog trick
aspect of it.”

“Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?”

“Well… not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead.”

Q: How can you tell when your house has been burglarized by gays?
A: When you come home, you discover that your jewelry is missing, and all your furniture has been tastefully rearranged.

Q: What is the most insensitive part of a penis?

A: The man

One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning about sexual education.”
She smiled, and said, “At least he’s learning something usefull.”
Billy went up to his room. A little later, Billy’s mom went up to his room to call him down to dinner. She opens his door and sees him jerking off.
She says, “Billy, when you’re done with your homework, supper’s on the table.”

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.
After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?”

The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!”

“Hmmm,” he replies. “It must be your feet, then.”



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