In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.
Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering a
full throated confession to Kenneth Starr. Sources close to the
investigation report Starr is pumping Ms. Lewinsky for details concerning
an oral pact with Mr. Clinton to withhold evidence. Although the
independent prosecutor’s team will drill Monica prior to her testimony,
beltway observers do not anticipate a full dress rehearsal.
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.”
“Yeah what happened?” asked his friend.
The first guy replies, “Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.”
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn
out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his
He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the
other. He realizes that the first one might get bored
watching, so he her asks what she’d like to do.
She says, “Is that a trombone in the corner? I’d love
to play your trombone.”
So she plays it while he screws her sister.
A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy’s
apartment building. One of the girls says, “Let’s stop
up and see that guy.”
The other girl says, “Gee… do you think he’d remember us?”
Q: Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A: Popeye almost killed him!