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Q: What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?

A: They both hold something stiff but one’s coming and one’s going!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
A: A Cock that can stay up all night!!

Q: What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
A: Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.

Q: How many licks does it take a Blond to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A1: None, they don’t lick, they Suck!
A2: None, just one good Suck!

This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.
The lawyer asked, “How long are you having a sexual relationship?” “Years,
I tell you years” she replied. ” Thats no answer, you have to specify how
long has he intimated with you.” “I don’t know exactly, its average, about
six inches”

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