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Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong?
(a) meat
(b) eggs
(c) wife
(d) blow job

(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob

A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs
mating. The little boy
asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, “Well, son,
they’re making a
puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went
from his bed to get a
glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked
unannounced into his parents
bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy
asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and caringly
to his
impressionanle little boy, “Well, son, we are making you a little
brother. “The little boy
replied ,”Please turn Mom over, Dad, I’d rather have a puppy!”

A pick-up line in a gay bar: “May I push your stool in?”

Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

Q: What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
A: Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.

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