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There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she
say’s “my hands are
really cold, how can I warm them up?” Her mother say’s “Put them
between your legs,
that will warm them up.” So she does, and her mother was right. The
next day the girl is
riding in the buggy with her boyfriend, and he says his hands are
cold, so the girl say’s,
“Put them between my legs, that will warm them up.” So he does, and
his hands get
warm. The next day he has a cold nose, and they use the same remedy.
The day after that
he say’s “My dick is really cold” and the girl says, “Put it between
my legs and warm it
up.” So he does. She’s talking to her mother the next day and she
asks, “Mom have you
ever heard of a penis?” Her mother says, “Yes, why do you ask?” She
says I don’t know
what they are, but they make an awful mess when they thaw out!

A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say that they are hungry and thirsty. It was freezing in the house so they have an argument over who should go get the food and drink. After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.

They both think for a while when the guy says, “Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in yours but you can’t pee in mine.”

So she thinks for a minute and says, “Okay two times two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you’ll never know the depth of mine.”

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it.
Though they had been married only a few years, he relflectly
unhappily, their love-making had become infrequent and bland. Then
quite suddenly, alarmed, he said: “What happened, did I hurt you ?”

“Why no, not at all,” said his surprised wife. “Whatever made you ask
that ?”

“Well, no reason actually,” the bored husband replied with a sigh,
“It’s just that for a moment there, I thought you actully moved.”

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.

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