A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: “What are you doing here today?”
Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me $5 for it.”
Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25.”
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: “Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?”
Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) “Unh unh.”
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password.
It’s her turn to guess the word.
Voice Over: And the password is. . . black dick!
Nancy: Um. . . is it a place?
Her partner: No.
Nancy: Is it a person?
Her partner: No.
Nancy: Hmm, then it must be a thing. Um, is it something I
might want to eat?
Her partner, exasperated: Well, I dunno, maybe.
Nancy: Is it black dick?
Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong?
(d) blow job
(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs
mating. The little boy
asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, “Well, son,
they’re making a
puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went
from his bed to get a
glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked
unannounced into his parents
bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy
asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and caringly
impressionanle little boy, “Well, son, we are making you a little
brother. “The little boy
replied ,”Please turn Mom over, Dad, I’d rather have a puppy!”
A pick-up line in a gay bar: “May I push your stool in?”