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Q: Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A: He decided to stick it out for one more year!

A pick-up line in a gay bar: “May I push your stool in?”

“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angry
biker to one of his buddies.

“No,” says the friend, “people don’t die of syphilis anymore.”

The angry biker replies, “They do when they give it to me!”

My sex life is a disaster. Last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts.

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to
come down to earth
to satisfy his needs. He picked up a good looking woman with a great
shape and they went
to her apartment she only had one small problem, she had a speech
impediment, but this
didn’t affect their sex. They went at it hot and heavy all night long
then in the morning
Thor had to leave so he decided he should at least tell her his name,
so he said to her, “I’m
Mighty Thor and I have to leave now.” She looked at him and said,
“You’re thore I’m tho
thore I can hardly pith.”



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