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Q: What’s the definition of a real loser?
A: A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV.

A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?”
The father says, “they come from a hard-on.”
The little girl then asks her father, “where does a hard-on come from?”
The father says, “little girls!”

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you ever get to feeling horny?”

“Yes,” her friend replied.

“What do you do about it?”

“I usually suck on a Lifesaver.”

After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, “Well, what beach do you go to?”

Q: What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
A: Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering
the confessional she said, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” The
priest said, “Confess your sins and be forgiven.” The young woman said,
“Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.”
The priest thought long and hard and then said, “Take seven lemons and
squeeze them into a glass and then drink it.”
The young woman asked, “Will this cleanse me of my sins?”
The priest said “NO, but it will wipe the smile off of your face.”

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