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Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang
at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.
Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac.
After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, Don
told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.
On the way out, he stopped in the men’s room. He stood in front of the
urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find his
dick. After a couple of minutes of “fishing around,” he finally said,
“Look, it’s ok. She’s not here!”

Q: How is a man like a snow fall?
A: You never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

Q: How do old people have oral sex?

A: They talk about it.

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Judi: That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy.

Q: What do you get if you cross your missus with a pitbull?
A: Your very last headjob.



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