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Q: What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
A: Nudity

Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a
condom about to give his wife some.
Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,
“Whatcha doin’ Daddy?”
Johnny’s dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking at the
floor. “Oh, I’m just looking for this big rat I saw.” he says.
Little Johnny asks, “Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?”

A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her
that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for
ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on
the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the
good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to her
seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with.

Sir, she said, I just received the best news you could ever
imagine. I have to share it with someone or I’ll bust. She told
him the news that the doctor had told her about being pregnant.

The man shared her enthusiam as he shared his expierence.
He said he was a farmer and he had trouble with his hens
laying eggs. He stated that he went out to the hen house one
morning and all of his hens had layed eggs. He was so happy.
he added, “but confidentially, I changed cocks.”

The newly pregnant woman responded, “Confidentially, me

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an airplane?
A: Not everyones been inside an airplane.

Janey was walking down North Main Street in Danville. As she walked past the delicatessen, she glanced into the shop window. There, nestled in amongst the salami, was a sign proclaiming “Fresh from Warsaw-World’s Largest Sausage.”

Hanging on a large hook above it, was the most enormous sausage she had ever seen. It must’ve been at least eight inches in diameter, and two feet long.

“That’s a two-man zeppelin, not a sausage,” she thought. “Oh well, I’ll try anything once.”

So she walked into the shop, heaved the 20 lb. monster down off the hook and, plunking it down on the counter, presented it to the shopkeeper, who immediately wrestled it onto the machine and started slicing it up.

“Hey, what the hell are you doing?” cried Janey in dismay. “What do you think I am? A slot machine?”

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