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Q: What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm and a woman’s sex life have in common?

A: They’re both concerned with how many inches and how long it will last.

Q: How do you get Visual Aids?
A: From a nasty poke in the eye.

He: “I already have a nickname for you.”

She: “And what is that?”

He: “MasterCard.”

She: “MasterCard?”

He: “Yes, MasterCard. I plan on mastering your possibilities and takin’ you to the limit.”

Q: What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
A: Both capture the moment.

Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?

A: Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.



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