Cecil and Scott are two homosexuals living together. It was extremely hot one day and Cecil arrived home to find Scott with his ass in the freezer.
“Scott! What are you doing with your ass in the freezer?”
Scott replied, “It was so hot outside, I thought you’d like something cool to slip into!”
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a
while, the girl says, “I wish you had a flashlight.”
He says, “Why’s that?”
She says, “Because you’ve been eating grass for fifteen
Q: What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
A: For flossing after eating.
A large, muscular guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are kissing in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, “See that, baby? That’s 1000 pounds of dynamite!”
The man then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder’s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, “See those, baby? That’s 1000 pounds of dynamite!”
Finally, he drops his boxers, and after a quick glance, she grabs her handbag and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, “Why are you in such a hurry to go?”
She replies, “With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!”
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifer
takes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence and get’s her head
stuck. The two cowboys get over to the fence and the one says to the
“This is too good to pass up,” gets off his horse, unzips his pants and
starts fucking the shit out of this heifer for at least ten minutes. When
he finally finished he looked up to his partner and asked him if he wants
some of it. His partner replied “hell yes that looks pretty good”, climbs
down off his horse drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.