A bikini is the closest thing to a barbed-wire fence…it protects the property without obstructing any of the view.
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A bikini is the closest thing to a barbed-wire fence…it protects the property without obstructing any of the view.
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After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took
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A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife
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An old man and his wife were listening to their favorite radio evangelist, who promised, “With God’s incredible powers behind me, I can heal anything! Place one hand on the radio and the other on that which you want healed, and IT SHALL BE HEALED!” The old woman put one hand on the radio and the other on her heart. The old man put one hand on the radio and the other on his pants. The woman said, “Uh, honey, he said he could HEAL, not BRING BACK FROM THE DEAD!”
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A young girl is speaking with her father.
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Did you know that the night Santa first met his future “Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you.”
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Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda
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The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do, so he walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. “Mrs. Fitzgerald,” the reverend said sternly. “This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don’t you let me take you home?” “Sure,” she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she had had to much to drink and he grabbed hold of her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up lying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The bartender looked over the bar and said, “Here, here, buddy, we won’t have any of that carrying on in this bar!” The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, “But you don’t understand, I’m Pastor Fuzz.” The bartender nodded, “Hell then, if you’re that far in, you might as well finish up.”
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Superman was terribly bored with fighting crime, so one Friday night he decided to go out on the town to have some fun for a change. He dropped by Batman’s house. “Hey Batman,” he said. “Wanna’ go out tonight?” “No, I can’t,” replied Batman. “The Batmobile is broken and I gotta’ stay home and fix it, or else I won’t be able to fight crime.” “You loser,” said Superman, and he flew away in disgust. He then decided to stop by Spiderman’s house. “Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me,” he said. “I’d love to, but I can’t,” replied Spiderman. “My web-slinger is jammed and I gotta fix it in order to fight crime.” Superman, all disgusted, quipped: “You loser. Go ahead–stay home on a Friday night and fix your damned web-slinger.” He again flew away. While flying around the city looking for something to do, his super vision spotted Wonder Woman lying on her back, stark naked and spread-eagle! Superman thought, “Hey, I’m Superman, so I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quickie and she’ll never know the difference!” Wonder Woman said, “What the hell was that?” The Invisible Man said, “I don’t know, but it hurt like hell!”
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Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the
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