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“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angry
biker to one of his buddies.

“No,” says the friend, “people don’t die of syphilis anymore.”

The angry biker replies, “They do when they give it to me!”

My sex life is a disaster. Last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts.

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to
come down to earth
to satisfy his needs. He picked up a good looking woman with a great
shape and they went
to her apartment she only had one small problem, she had a speech
impediment, but this
didn’t affect their sex. They went at it hot and heavy all night long
then in the morning
Thor had to leave so he decided he should at least tell her his name,
so he said to her, “I’m
Mighty Thor and I have to leave now.” She looked at him and said,
“You’re thore I’m tho
thore I can hardly pith.”

Q: What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A: Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

You’re not sure of:

THE DOCTOR because he says, “Take off your clothes.”

THE DENTIST because he says, “Open wide.”

THE HAIRDRESSER because he says, “Do you want it teased or blown?”

THE MILKMAN because he says, “Do you want it in the front or the back?”

THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says, “Once it’s in, you’ll love it.”

THE STOCK BROKER because he says, “It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.”

THE BANKER because he says, “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”

THE HUNTER because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

THE BELL ATLANTIC GUY because he says, “Would you like it on the table or against the wall?”



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