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Q: What is a man’s idea of protected sex?

A: A padded headboard.

Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?
It comes with a 16 inch applicator

Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed?
A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was
delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned
and went to see a urologist. While his wife waited outside, the physician
examined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be
corrected by minor surgery. The patient’s wife anxiously rushed up to the
doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need
for surgery.
“How long will he be on crutches?” she asked. “Crutches???” the doctor
asked “Well, yes,” the woman said “You are going to lengthen his legs,
aren’t you?”

Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It’s what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

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