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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him.”
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 65 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also.”
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: “This bull mated 365 times last year.” The wife’s mouth drops open and says, “WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one.”
The man turns to his wife and says, “Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow.”

Q: What does gay stand for?
A: Got Aids Yet

Q: What’s the definition of a real loser?
A: A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV.

A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?”
The father says, “they come from a hard-on.”
The little girl then asks her father, “where does a hard-on come from?”
The father says, “little girls!”

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you ever get to feeling horny?”

“Yes,” her friend replied.

“What do you do about it?”

“I usually suck on a Lifesaver.”

After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, “Well, what beach do you go to?”



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