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A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m
getting married and
I’m a little inexperienced, so I’d like to ask you a few questions.”
He says, “All right.”
She says, “All right… what is that thing that hangs between my
fianc

Maurice and Hetty were approaching their Golden wedding anniversary. One summer evening, as they were taking a slow walk in their local park, Hetty suddenly takes her walking stick and hits Maurice hard across his back with it.
“What on earth did you do that for? It really hurts.” he shouts at her.
Hetty replies, “That’s for 50 years of poor sex.”
Maurice thinks for a while and then takes his walking stick and hits Hetty hard across her tuchus with it.
“Ouch,” she screams. “What was that for?”
Maurice looks at her and replies, “That’s for knowing the difference.”

A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening.
The Father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.”
The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy asked what were they doing.
The Dad responded very slowly and caringly
to his impressionanle little boy, “Well, son, we are making you a little brother.”
The little boy replied, “Please turn Mom over, Dad, I’d rather have a puppy!”

Ma and Pa are sitting on the front porch swing, rocking. Pa says to Ma, “Screw you Ma.”

A minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa, “Screw you Pa.”

Again, a minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma, “Screw you Ma.”

Another minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa, “Screw you Pa.”

Yet another minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma, “Screw you Ma.”

A minute later, Ma says to Pa, “Screw you Pa.”

A couple of minutes go by, and Pa says to Ma, “I don’t know about you Ma, but I just don’t get too much out of this oral sex stuff!”

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
“Does your wife ever… well, you know… does she… well, let
you do it doggie style?” asked one of the two.

“Well, not exactly,” his friend replied, “She’s into the dog trick
aspect of it.”

“Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?”

“Well… not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead.”



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