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A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years and tells the priest he’s been having sexual intercourse with a pig ever since his wife died.
The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether the pig is a male or female.
“No! I’m not doing it anymore!” says the farmer. “And the pig is a female, of course. What the hell do you think I am – a goddam queer?”

Q: What does a blonde answer to the question “Are you sexually active?”

A: “No, I just lie there.”

Q: How can u tell if a blonde has been in the frig?
A: Theres lipstick on the cucumber.

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
A: He’s Breathing.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?
A: A computer that never goes down on you.

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