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Q: How do blondes attract men?
A: By putting their ankles behind their ears.

One day Billy Bob goes to town wearing nothing but his gun belt and boots.

The sheriff spots him and asks, “What the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?”

B.B. replies, “Well sheriff, it’s a long story. Me and Mary Lou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin’. Mary Lou said we should go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we started a-kissin’ and a-cuddlin’ and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well, Mary Lou said we should go up on the hill. So we did. Up on the hill we started a-kissin’ and a-cuddlin’ and then, all of a sudden, Mary Lou up and took off all her clothes and said I should take off mine, too. So I took off all my clothes, ‘cept for my gun belt and my boots. Mary Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and then, for some strange reason she said, “Billy Bob, go to town!”

This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.
The lawyer asked, “How long are you having a sexual relationship?” “Years,
I tell you years” she replied. ” Thats no answer, you have to specify how
long has he intimated with you.” “I don’t know exactly, its average, about
six inches”

Q: How do faggots get a condom off?

A: They fart.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

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