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Q: What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader

Q: What’s a lesbian?
A: Just another woman trying to do a man’s job.

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”

She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next
morning found out that she was six months pregnant.

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful
17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go
to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to
him, “So, tell me, how was it?”
“Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “The sun, the surf, we made love
almost every night, we – ”
His friend interrupts him. “A man your age! How did you make love almost
every night?”
“Oh,” says the man, “we almost made love Monday, we almost made love
Tuesday… “

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