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An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.

“How am I doing?” He asks.

“Three knots,” she replies.

“Three knots? What’s that mean?”

“You’re not hard, you’re not in, and you’re not getting your money back.”

These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is
barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is
looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex on
someone’s front lawn.

“Look”, he shouts “What are the those dogs doing? are they fighting?”
The passenger, being a man of the world, replies “They are having sex.
Don’t tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?”

The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sex
doggie style. So the passenger says, “You have to try it. Its pretty
cool. Here’s what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife
a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual
position.”

The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a
try. The next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the
passenger asks, “Well, how did it go?” To which the driver replies, “It was
great.
But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her on the front lawn.”

Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken.

A redneck brings his daughter to the gynocologist for birth control pills.
The Dr. asks,”is your daughter sexually active?”
The redneck says,”Naw, she just lays there like her mother.

Q: What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?
A: Depends on whether you’d rather be screwed of fingered.



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