After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance
blossomed, and they
really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the
opportunity to sneak into a
supply closet to consummate their lust. Dick finds Jane very tight,
and difficult to enter,
but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Dick says to her, “If I
had known you were a
virgin, I would have taken more time!” To which Jane replies “If I’d
known you had more
time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!”
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall.
The next day, she says to the painter, “You wanna see where my husband put his hand last night?”
He sighs and says, “Look, lady, I got a tough day’s work ahead of me. Why don’t you just make us a cup of tea?”
Q: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A: Can I push your stool in?
Q: Why did the blond prostitute think she was a poet?
A: Because she layed and he paid
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came up to her and said, “Hello luv, how’s about us going for a walk together.”
“How dare you,” said the woman, “I’m not one of your cheap pickups!”
“Well then,” said the beggar, “What are you doing in my bed?”