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Three hookers of varying ages were standing around, discussing their profession. The middle aged one said: “So, how’s business?”

“Awful!” replied the young one. “All anybody wants is blow jobs!”

“What’s wrong with that?” asked the mid-lifer. “It’s easy work, a quick turn over, and you can make more money that way.”

“That’s just the problem,” exclaimed the young lady, “I can’t get more than $20.00 for a blow job! How can I make any money that way?”

“Oh,” she replied, shrugging, “that’s nothing. When I started working, we only got $10.00 for a blow job!”

At this point the old hooker chimed in. “You kids have it so easy! Why, back in my day, we had to give blow jobs for free! And we were glad to get something warm in our bellies, too!”

Q: Did you know that Rock Hudson had his auto insurance canceled three times?
A: He kept getting rear-ended.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?
A: A computer that never goes down on you.

This exchange was overheard between the separated sections
of the jail. A male voice yells over to the female side: “I got 12
inches over here you would love to have.”

The female response was: “Well, spit it out it isn’t yours.”

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.

The first guy asks the second guy, “How have things been going?”

Second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy, “I w a s a l m o s t m a r r i e d.”

The first guy says in amazement, “Hey, you don’t stutter any more.”

The answer comes, “Y e s I w e n t t o a d o c t o r a n d h e t o l d m e t h a t i f I
s p e a k s l o w l y I w i l l n o t s t u t t e r.”

The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.

“W e l l m y f i a n c e e a n d I w e r e s i t t i n g o n h e r p o r c h a n d t h e d o g w a s s c r a t c h i n g h i s b a c k a n d I t o l d h e r t h a t w h e n w e a r e m a r r i e d
s h e c a n d o t h a t f o r m e a n d s h e t h r e w t h e r i n g i n m y f a c e.”

“Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?” asks the first friend.

“W e l l, I s p e a k s o s l o w l y t h a t b y t h e t i m e s h e l o o k e d a t t h e d o g,
h e w a s l i c k i n g h i s b a l l s!”



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