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Three guys are discussing women.
“I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first guy says.
The second says “I like to look at a woman’s ass.”
He asks the third guy “What about you?”.
“Me? I prefer to see the top of her head.”

Q: What is the name for a fight between two Chinese lesbians?
A: A tong war.

Q: How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
A: By sitting down before the last guy gets up.

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help me ‘raise my mast’?”

“No thanks,” she said sweetly. “I heard about you from your ex and she included a ‘small craft’ warning.”

Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge?
A: If you have a good hand, you don’t need a partner.

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