Joke's Database
     
Have fun searching 100254 jokes and pictures!


Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.
An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car. He drives over and
says he’ll give her a ride home.
On the way he looks her over and says “You’re a pretty good looking old
broad. I’ll pay you ten bucks for a piece of ass”.
She says “What???!!!”. But then thinks that the old age check isn’t due
for 5 more days, so she agrees.
They are lying on the bed after its over having the usual smoke and he
says to her “Geez if I had known that you were a virgin I would have
offered you $20.00!”
She looks back at him and says “If I had know you could get it up I would
have taken off my pantyhose!”

The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to her
husband, “you know, You’re really a lousy lover!”

Her husband replies, “How would you know after only 30 seconds?”

Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was
always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up
after some love making, and he said, “You really ought to quit.”

She, getting tired of his nagging, said, “I really enjoy a good
cigarette after sex.”

He replied, “But they stunt your growth.” She asked if he ever
smoked, and he replied that he had never.

Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, “So, what’s
your excuse then?”

Q: What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A: A scrotum pole!



© 2015 ijokedb.com