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Q: Why can’t blonds water ski?
A: When ever they get wet they lay down and spread there legs.

Q: Why is pubic hair curly?
A: If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.
He says “Doctor, I want to put her on the pill.”
The Doctor says “Why?!? Is she sexually active?”
The guy says “Nah, she just lies there like her mother.”

Q: How do you clean a condom?

A: Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in
it. He turns around to
push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her
breast. He says, “Oh, I’m
so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you’ll be
able to forgive me.” She
looks at him a few seconds and says, “That’s all right. If your penis
is as hard as your
elbow, I’m in room 204.”



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