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Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?

A: None of them have closets to come out of.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?

A: When you look in the refridgorator and there’s lipstick all over the pickles.

Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifer
takes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence and get’s her head
stuck. The two cowboys get over to the fence and the one says to the
“This is too good to pass up,” gets off his horse, unzips his pants and
starts fucking the shit out of this heifer for at least ten minutes. When
he finally finished he looked up to his partner and asked him if he wants
some of it. His partner replied “hell yes that looks pretty good”, climbs
down off his horse drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.

Q: Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A: For traction in the mud.

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