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Q: What do you call a man that marries another man?

A: A minister

I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.
I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his
wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and
says, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I
want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time
he whispers in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”

Q: What is a man’s idea of protected sex?

A: A padded headboard.

Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?
It comes with a 16 inch applicator

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