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As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive
called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office. “Do you
know what time we quit around here ?” he asked.
“Sure !” the girl nervously giggled. “Whenever somebody
knocks on the door.”

(To the tune of Nothing Could Be Finer Than To Be In Carolina In The Morning)

Oh! Nothin’ could be finer than to be in a vagina…
in the mornin’.
Nothin’ could be sweeter than my sweetie when I
‘meat’ her in the mornin’.

All the little whories, hang around my door
Whisperin’ dirty stories, I never heard before.

Jumpin’ on my girlie, when the dew is pearly…
in the mornin’.
Dicky he just rises up, and slips into that
warm moist cup at dawnin’

If I had a Sultan’s harem, just for a day
I’d tell ‘em all, and here’s what I say.

Nothin’ could be finer than to be in a Vagina
in the mornin’!

A woman took an inexperienced man home one night. When they got to her apartment, she suggested that they try a 69.

“What do you mean?” he asked.

Not knowing quite how to explain, she said, “You put your head between my legs and I’ll put my head between your legs.”

Still unsure but willing, he agreed. As soon as he got his head between her legs, she let out a rip-roaring fart.

“What the hell was that?!?” he asked.

“Oops! I’m so sorry! Let’s try again,” she said.

On the second attempt the very same thing happened. The man immediately got up and started getting dressed.

“Where are you going?” she asked.

To which he replied, “If you think I’m sticking around for 67 more of those, you’re crazy!!”

This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.
An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car. He drives over and
says he’ll give her a ride home.
On the way he looks her over and says “You’re a pretty good looking old
broad. I’ll pay you ten bucks for a piece of ass”.
She says “What???!!!”. But then thinks that the old age check isn’t due
for 5 more days, so she agrees.
They are lying on the bed after its over having the usual smoke and he
says to her “Geez if I had known that you were a virgin I would have
offered you $20.00!”
She looks back at him and says “If I had know you could get it up I would
have taken off my pantyhose!”

An exhibitionist named Joe, was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and exposed himself.

“I’m sorry sir,” she said politely, “but you have to show your ticket here, not your stub.”



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