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Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the
inspection. The first one
says:”I have to confess, I held mans penis in one hand.” St. Peter
says:”You see the bowl
of holy water, wash your hand and go in.” The second says:”I have to
confess, I held
mans penis in both hands.” St. Peter:”Wash both your hands and go in.
Suddenly the
other two start fighting, something terrible. St.Peter goes there,
pulls them apart, asks
*What’s going on? One of them shouts I want to gargle, before she
washes her ass in
there.

A Scottish man was taking a stroll down a country lane, where he meets up with a curious lady. She walks up to him and says, “They tell me that you people don’t wear anything under those kilts.”

The Scotsman says, “Feel and see for yourself.”

So she did and says, “Oh, that’s gruesome!”

He says, “Try it again, it grew some more!”

The newly married man came home from work to find his new
bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee.

“Guess what I got planned for dinner?” she asked seductively.
“And don’t you dare tell me you had it for lunch today.”

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
“Oh, that,” Frank said. “Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box.” Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn’t so bad.
“But what about the 10,000 dollars?”
“Every time I got a dozen, I sold them.”

Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other?

A: I can’t find my way through all this shit.



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