The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.
Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, “Driver, I don’t
have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?”
The driver said, “Sure.” He got out of the car and proceeded to change
the tire, but couldn’t get the wheel cover off. The model saw him
struggling and asked, “Do you want a screwdriver?”
He said “Sure! But, first I have to change this tire.”
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger in her cunt…
Now, if ya can SNAP yer fingers, ya know she’s been fucking too much..
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t do
something special to please him on his
birthday, so she bought a pair of crotchless
That night, as he came into the house, she
lay sprawled on the couch spread-eagle.
“Hi hon,” she purred sexily. “Y’all want
some of this?”
“Hell, no!” he hollered. “Look at what it’s
done to your undies!”
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took
$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.
“Thanks,” she said. “But I only charge $20.”
“Twenty bucks for the entire night?” the amazed MP replied. “You can’t
make a living on that.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” the whore replied. “I do a little blackmail on the
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around
their ankles. They have their penis’ in a snow bank.
Sister Margaret sticks her head out the window and says, “Boys! Boys!
Whatever are you doing… you’re going to catch pneumonia. Put your
The tallest altar boy turns around and yells, “Sister Margaret, don’t
worry, we know what we’re doing. Father Porter always likes a couple
cold ones after work… “