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Superman’s flying across the sky and he happens to cross over a tall building with Wonder-Woman and Invisible-Man together sunbathing. And it just so happens that Wonder-Woman is totaly naked!!
So Superman gets the idea that he can swoop down, fuck her, and she wouldn’t know what happened. So, Superman flies down, does his business, and Wonder-Woman says, “What the fuck just happened?”
And Invisible-Man says, “I don’t know, but my ass hurts!!!”

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, “How long before we can have sex?”

The doctor says, “At least wait until he’s walking.”

A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.

Q: What is the difference between a hobo and homo?
A: A hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass.

Q: Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?

A: No more blowjobs.



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