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Q: What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?

A: “The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul.”

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”

She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”

Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed?

A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!

Q: Why are women like snow flakes?
A:
They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they’ll all melt when they land on your face…

One summer a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man named Jacques decided to vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking up some sun on the beach, a very pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual desires.

He immediately got up, ran to her, grabbed her by the hand and brought her to his hotel room. There he had sex with her and then sent the young lady on her way.

She immediately reported this to the police and Jacques was arrested.

On his court date the judge asked him if he understood the nature of the crime he committed against the young lady.

Jacques looked at the judge with a bewildered look and said, “Non! Hi don’t understand! Hin my country you grab de pretty girl, bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM, give hit to her den let her go! Hit’s O.K.!”

“Sir,” the judge said, “in THIS country if you are to have sex with a lady, you must have her permission first, or it is considered rape. You must have her consent!”

After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at the judge and exclaimed, “Cuntscent! Hi got her cuntscent! Hi got her cuntscent on my fingers, cuntscent on my mustache, hi got her cuntscent everywhere!”



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