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Q: What’s the similarity between a blond and a postage stamp?
A: You lick ‘em, stick ‘em, and send them on their way…

Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.

Q: What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
A: They’re both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he relflectly unhappily, their love-making had become infrequent and bland. Then quite suddenly, alarmed, he said: “What happened, did I hurt you?”
“Why no, not at all,” said his surprised wife. “Whatever made you ask that?”
“Well, no reason actually,” the bored husband replied with a sigh, “It’s just that for a moment there, I thought you actully moved.”

Q: What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

A: A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!

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