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Q: What is the name for a fight between two Chinese lesbians?
A: A tong war.

Q: How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
A: By sitting down before the last guy gets up.

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help me ‘raise my mast’?”

“No thanks,” she said sweetly. “I heard about you from your ex and she included a ‘small craft’ warning.”

Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge?
A: If you have a good hand, you don’t need a partner.

A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind
of man she would like to marry.
“I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest”, said the
eldest daughter.
He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry.
“I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest”, said the
second daughter.
He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry.
“I would like to marry a man with one draggin’ on the ground”, said the
youngest daughter.



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