A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road side damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute when they witnessed a Protestant Reverend lurking about and then ducking into the house.
“Would ya look at that Darby!” said Pat. “What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant Reverends sinning in a house the likes of that place!” They both shook their heads in disgust and continued their work.
A short time later they watched as a Jewish Rabbi looked around himself cautiously and then darted into the house when he was satisfied no one had spied him.
“Did ya see that Darby?” Pat asked the other in shock and disbelief. “Is nothing holy to those Jewish people? I just can’t understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. ‘Tis a shame, I tell ya!”
Not long had passed when they saw a third man, a Catholic Priest, lurking about the house looking around to see if any one was watching and then quietly sneaking in the door.
“Oh no, Darby look!” Said Pat removing his cap. “One of the poor girls musta died!!”
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us alone in the living room.
Naturally, we did not talk all the time. In the midst of a kiss, I noticed her little sister in her nightgown watching us from the doorway.
“If you will be a good girl and go to bed, I will give you a quarter,” I said to her.
Without taking the bribe or saying a word, she ran off but soon was back again.
“Here is a dollar,” she said. “I wanna watch.”
Hey Diddle Diddle,
My penis is little
and shrunk like a prune.
But if you will squeeze it
And tease it, and please it,
It’ll blow up just like
Q: What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm and a woman’s sex life have in common?
A: They’re both concerned with how many inches and how long it will last.
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage
counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She
responds, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”
The counselor turns to her husband and inquires “Is that true?”
The husband replies “Well not exactly, she’s the one that
suffers, not me.”