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One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the
blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife.” Joe responds
“The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday.”

Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?
A:
A nurse says: “This won’t hurt a bit.”
A schoolteacher says, “We’re going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right.”
An airline stewardess says, “Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally.”

Q: What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.

The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid.

“Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said.

“A set of wine glasses?” the maid suggested.

The woman frowned icily. “He doesn’t really need that. A butler never entertains. He’ll get a tie.”

The maid grimaced, but said only, “What about a dress for Jenny, the serving girl?”

The woman frowned again. “She doesn’t really need a new dress. She’ll only get in trouble. We’ll get her another apron.”

The conversation continued in the same vein, and the maid was chafing at her employer’s arrogance when they reached her husband.

“I assume you want to get him something he really needs, madam?” the maid replied.

“Of course,” the woman replied.

“Then what about five more inches?”

Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.



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