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Q: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A: A Tent

Q: What is the first symptom of AIDs?

A: A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets.

One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While he
was on the toilet, he heard moaning coming from the stall next to him. He
stood up to look over, and there was little Jimmy, sitting on the toilet
masturbating.
The priest was shocked. He told Jimmy that he knew what he was doing in
there and that he should save it for marriage.
Little Jimmy agreed to this only because it was coming from a priest.
About a week later the priest ran into Jimmy at the mall and asked him how
he was doing with his problem.
Jimmy replied “Great father, I’ve saved a whole quart!”

Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A: They can’t find the zipper.



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