Q: What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?
A: Depends on whether you’d rather be screwed of fingered.
Q: What is red and has seven dents?
A: Snow White’s cherry!
Superman’s flying across the sky and he happens to cross over a tall building with Wonder-Woman and Invisible-Man together sunbathing. And it just so happens that Wonder-Woman is totaly naked!!
So Superman gets the idea that he can swoop down, fuck her, and she wouldn’t know what happened. So, Superman flies down, does his business, and Wonder-Woman says, “What the fuck just happened?”
And Invisible-Man says, “I don’t know, but my ass hurts!!!”
A woman is a lot like a box of KFC, you start off with two juicy breasts and a couple of tender thighs, and when you’re finished all you’re left with is a greasy box.
Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation, so he pays a visit to a
sex shop for a remedy. The clerk hands him a little purple can and
says, “This is Stay-Hard spray… put on a little and you can go all
Excited, Sidney takes it home, stashes it in the cellar on a shelf, and
waits eagerly for bedtime. Later that night, he sprays some on his member
and then goes upstairs to his wife. To his utter disappointment, however,
the remedy seems to make him orgasm quicker than ever.
The next day, Sidney returns to the sex shop, angrily slammed the can down
on the counter, and snaps, “This stuff makes me worse than before!”
Upon reading the label, the clerk asks, “I don’t suppose your hid this
stuff on your basement shelf, did you?”
“You must have grabbed the wrong can, sir… this is Easy-Off.”