Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00.”
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: “JESUS SAVES.”
One of the girls asked the cop, “Why don’t you stop them?!”
“Well, that’s a little different,” the cop smiled. “Their sign pertains to religion.”
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read:
“TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER — $50.00.”
Q: What did the blonde’s left leg tell to the right leg?
A: Between me and you we can make alot of money
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.
He says “Doctor, I want to put her on the pill.”
The Doctor says “Why?!? Is she sexually active?”
The guy says “Nah, she just lies there like her mother.”
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.
“This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said the sales clerk. “It’s $285 per
“Listen,” the man shot back, “for $285 an ounce, I don’t want
something called ‘Perhaps’; I want something called…
“You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You’ll Get Some !!”
A man was looking all over town to find a friend of his. He walked down the street and came to a barber shop. He stuck his head inside and asked, “Bob Peters here?”
The barber replied, “Nah, we just do shaves and haircuts.”