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Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,
and he says, “How much?”
She says, “Twenty bucks.”
He says, “All right.”
They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, he
runs into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time
while he’s banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get
done, he hands her twenty-FIVE dollars.
She says, “What the extra five?”
He says, “That’s for blowing the sand off my balls.”

Q: Why did the gay boy run away from home?
A: He didn’t like the way he was being reared!

Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you
like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way
out?”

“No,” says Carlos.
Armando asks, “Do you like a woman whose teets hang
almost to her knees?”

“No,” says Carlos.

“Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so
mucho grande?”

“Caramba! No, amigo!” Carlos replied.

“Theen tell me why,” asked Armando, “do you keep screwing
my wife?”

A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They’re having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure — she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our uninformed male thought this was incredible — the best sex he’d ever had!

He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room.

A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, “I think her orgasm’s stuck!”

Even KY Jelly has jumped on the Millennium bandwagon with the slogan for their new, year 2000 compliant, product: “Y2K-Y Jelly : when you want to put four digits where only two could fit before!”



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