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Q: Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A: “Leave it, it’s Beaver.”

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?

A: He’s Breathing.

Q: What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl?

A: Break her fingers so she can’t tell her mum.

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.
“Reach up there and find out.”
She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, “Oh, it’s
gruesome!”
“Aye, it has,” replied the Scotsman, “and if you put your hand back
up there, it’ll grow some more!”

Q: Did you hear that 35% of all gay men were born that way?
A: The rest got sucked into it.



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